Eleni's ability to organize the lives of everyone around her is rivaled only by her ability to misuse the word "vibes" in quite literally every situation. Things she's called "vibes" this week include a specific kind of peanut, a six-pack of hangers, and the pen she was taking notes with -- so you see the kind of shit we're dealing with here. The only thing she cares about more than babe is having her nipples aggressively showing through every top she wears, but that's pretty on-brand, I guess. Send her stories and such to [email protected]