Eleni Mitzali
Managing Editor
Eleni's ability to organize the lives of everyone around her is rivaled only by her ability to misuse the word "vibes" in quite literally every situation. Things she's called "vibes" this week include a specific kind of peanut, a six-pack of hangers, and the pen she was taking notes with -- so you see the kind of shit we're dealing with here. The only thing she cares about more than babe is having her nipples aggressively showing through every top she wears, but that's pretty on-brand, I guess. Send her stories and such to [email protected]

Lady Gaga apologizes for working with R. Kelly

She’s removing their song from streaming services

SURVEY: Take babe’s audience survey for a chance to win a custom babe hat

Your answers are confidential

Here’s how to help Lauren’s Law pass the Oklahoma Senate

‘I’m ready to take on the Senate’

UPDATE: Lauren’s consent law has passed the Oklahoma House Floor

babe shared Lauren Atkins’ story in November

Lauren says she was raped at a high school party. He denied it. So she started taking screenshots

‘I’m not saying what I did was ok’

VIDEO: Lauren says she was raped by a friend when she was too drunk. Watch her story

‘I woke up and there he was, having sex with me’

Can you consent while drunk? Take babe’s alcohol and consent survey

All answers are anonymous

Sex IRL: The lesbian having sex with her first guy and loving it

‘Five years of eating pussy did nothing to prepare me for this’

Is Taylor Swift performing at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show with Harry Styles?

Could it be?

An 18-year-old girl says she was raped by two cops who claim it was ‘consensual’

The rape kit shows signs of sexual assault

Listen to Taylor Swift’s new song ‘Ready For It’ right now and then wake everyone up to do the same

My body is ready

At this school, girls aren’t allowed to model their own dress code so they make boys do it

‘It’s funny until it’s not’

Here’s how we’ve kicked guys out of our beds the morning after when they just couldn’t take a hint

GET OUT

Sex IRL: The girl who only cums when Daddy tells her to

‘I’m on my knees in the shower sucking Daddy’s dick again’

The gods have relieved us of pimple popping and hair waxing and given us the gift of lipstick smushing

Prepare to be mesmerized

Sorority girls tell you exactly how to get a bid to the house you want

Don’t look like a scrub

Sex IRL: The massage therapist who doesn’t get her happy ending

‘He can tell I’m nervous as I haven’t had a dick this big for ages’

Sorority girls reveal how vicious rush actually is

‘They’ll call you out if you don’t have your hair curled or if you didn’t wear the right lip color’

Low-rise jeans and belly buttons are trying to make a comeback and I’d like you to join me in my quest to stop them

My abs aren’t ready for this

Sex IRL: The 22-year-old using FaceTime for everything but some face time

‘We sext as I make the hour commute to my office. I tell him how wet I am when I arrive’

QUIZ: Can you remember who said what on ‘Is It Just Me?’

‘Suck a dick and choke, Katie’

Sex IRL: The student who found love by dating the guy with a bigger dick

‘We’ve been fucking like animals for a few days now’

I could only find one person who cares about Katy Perry hosting the 2017 VMAs

I wonder where all her really real Twitter followers are now

Sex IRL: The horny girl whose military man is finally back

‘I’m at the point where masturbating just isn’t doing it for me. I’m in need of real dick’

Ed Sheeran was on Game of Thrones last night and fans are really confused

Why you gotta ruin this, Ed?

Sex IRL: The intern who sat on her boyfriend’s face for the first time

‘I’ve finished at least four times’

Sex IRL: The university student who threw up on a guy’s dick

‘Who the fuck is next to me?’

A selection of the ugliest swimsuits you can buy that will make you love that one bikini you’ve had for years

What were they thinking?

When you find out that guys fake orgasms too, you’re going to replay every single time you’ve ever had sex

I feel betrayed

Sex IRL: The horny intern who has never masturbated

‘Even after reading countless step-by-step guides, I still don’t get it’

Serena Williams doesn’t have time for this bullshit

Boy, bye

Why your emotionless sex has become dangerous, according to an expert

We spoke to Dr Lisa Wade, the author of American Hookup

This sculpture of nude Kate Moss is fucking terrifying

This sculpture has seen things

‘Bachelor in Paradise’ will continue filming after investigation concludes there was ‘no sexual assault’

‘The tape does not support any charge of misconduct by a cast member’

‘I know she would have wanted it if she were conscious’: High school girls are exposing their classmates who think rape is OK

‘It’s only rape if she’s kicking and screaming’

Your nipples will love being hugged by these cute lil florals this summer

Groundbreaking!

Cockblocking: When a girl prevents a guy from getting with our friend because she wants us to, trust me

The truth coming to you from the ‘super annoying friend’

If you’re looking for someone to call ‘daddy’ today, here’s a list of hot dads to quench your thirst

Happy Daddy’s Day

You will never be able to unsee this hairy one piece

I’m not even sorry

Why is The Daily Mail calling these celeb outfits ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ when they’re clearly #looks?

They didn’t ‘accidentally’ go braless

FACT: The guys complaining about Amber Rose’s nude are the same guys sending unsolicited dick pics

‘Nobody asked to see that’

Guys have fucked half the number of people they claim, data shows

Dudes lie

What happened when these girls put up a poster about feminism is why we need feminism

‘Anti male,’ ‘A joke’ and ‘Hairy’ were just some of the responses

Why do guys call girls sluts?

If you wear shorts you’re a slut, sorry

These girls went to see Ariana Grande in concert. Instead they witnessed a terrorist attack

‘As we were walking away we saw kids and adults crying, parents looking and screaming for their children, people covered in blood’

These girls went to see Ariana Grande in concert. Instead they witnessed a terrorist attack

‘As we were walking away we saw kids and adults crying, parents looking and screaming for their children, people covered in blood’

Mankinis have come for the male romper as this summer’s hottest trend

It even has a cutout

Mankinis have come for the male romper as this summer’s hottest trend

It even has a cutout

What happened when these girls put up a poster asking their high school what ‘Feminism Is’ is why we need feminism

‘Anti male,’ ‘A joke’ and ‘Hairy’ were just some of the responses

People are really into this guy who brought food and roses to a girl in the library

That’s sweet, but I want to know how he screwed up

The best tweets from last night’s Met Gala to satisfy your thirst for fire memes

But seriously, why is Kylie still invited?

The best tweets from last night’s Met Gala to satisfy your thirst for fire memes

But seriously, why is Kylie still invited?

Guys who ask ‘Was it good for you?’ after sex seriously need a lesson in Clit 101

Boy, do they know how to kill the mood they never set

Guys who ask ‘Was it good for you?’ after sex seriously need a lesson in Clit 101

Boy, do they know how to kill the mood they never set

There’s a secret Snapchat hack that will literally make you go ‘whaaaat?!’

You can now give your dick appointments the eggplant emojis they deserve

There’s a secret Snapchat hack that will literally make you go ‘whaaaat?!’

You can now give your dick appointments the eggplant emojis they deserve

I wore lingerie as outerwear and am literally about to set the rest of my wardrobe on fire right now

I have never been so worried about popping a tit while doing simple tasks like reaching for a pen or breathing

I wore lingerie as outerwear and am literally about to set the rest of my wardrobe on fire right now

I have never been so worried about popping a tit while doing simple tasks like reaching for a pen or breathing

Milo Yiannopoulos plans ‘comeback’ at UC Berkeley ‘whether university administrators and violent far-left antifa thugs like it or not’

He wants to set up tents on Sproul Plaza, the location of February’s protest

Joe Jonas is on Temple’s campus RIGHT NOW

WHERE WAS OUR TU ALERT?

Babe is looking for rising seniors for a paid internship in our New York office this summer

Applications are now open for babe’s 8-week Summer Internship program in our office in Brooklyn, New York

LIVE UPDATES: ‘Please don’t have babies out of wedlock’: Ben Shapiro speaks at UF

Protesters are holding signs saying ‘Shut down homophobia’

Are Migos and Travis Scott performing at Block Party?

This is not an April Fool’s, guys

Campus on lockdown because a student brought a NERF gun to school

He was just playing Humans Vs Zombies

UH is one of the most sexually active colleges in the country

It’s the second most sexually active campus in Texas

UMD is the 19th most sexually active college in the country

We beat Penn State

Texas A&M is the third most sexually active college in the country

And the most sexually active campus in Texas

UCF is the 12th most sexually active college in the country

And the second most sexually active campus in Florida

Girls are calling out a former Bachelorette contestant for tweeting ‘You’re only a woman if the good Lord made you to birth children!’

Joshua Albers was a contestant on The Bachelorette and the Bachelor in Paradise in 2015

Girls are calling out a former Bachelorette contestant for tweeting ‘You’re only a woman if the good Lord made you to birth children!’

Joshua Albers was a contestant on The Bachelorette and the Bachelor in Paradise in 2015

Literally every single way you’ve gotten away with posting sexy pics on Instagram because you’re a creative genius

And you deserve a round of applause

Literally every single way you’ve gotten away with posting sexy pics on Instagram because you’re a creative genius

And you deserve a round of applause

I don’t care if this study says girls’ periods don’t sync up, I’m going to believe it’s a real thing till I die

Science is really just lies

Apparently the newest sexist trend is pulling down women’s tank-tops without permission

And ‘we’re asking for it’

Apparently the newest sexist trend is pulling down women’s tank-tops without permission

And ‘we’re asking for it’

If girls won Oscars for faking orgasms and everything else we do every day

And the Academy Award for not punching someone on day one of your period goes to…

Your definitive guide to eye fucking guys at a bar

99 percent success rate guaranteed

Your definitive guide to eye fucking guys at a bar

99 percent success rate guaranteed

QUIZ: Which Beyoncé are you?

Are you Lemonade Bey or Single Ladies Bey?

‘Explosive fire’ in Chem building extinguished

The building was evacuated at 9:30am

Rose Bowl-winning kicker suspended and under investigation for ‘code of conduct issue’

Matt Boermeester has been suspended from the team and the university

The best Beyoncés from Ellen’s Grammy giveaway on campus

F L A W L E S S

PSA: Ellen isn’t going to be on UT’s campus today

WE’VE BEEN FOOLED

QUIZ: How chill are you?

Can you hang? Take our quiz to find out

QUIZ: How chill are you?

Can you hang? Take our quiz to find out

I want him to text me just so I can ignore him

Also me: Why is he ignoring me?

I want him to text me just so I can ignore him

Also me: Why is he ignoring me?

BREAKING: Armed person reported at UF campus

The man is wearing a blue hoodie

We did it, ladies! Republican men think it’s a better time to be a woman

Pussy can stop grabbing back now

These girls from Chicago’s toughest area raised $2,000 to join the Women’s March on Washington

‘This is our country, we have to take it back’

Valentine’s Day is literally right around the corner — are you stressed yet?

NOT AGAIN

QUIZ: How savage are you?

Are you savage af or just a tiny bit sassy?

QUIZ: How savage are you?

Are you savage af or just a tiny bit sassy?

Every type of girl you are on social media

Snapchat just brings out the ‘woo’ in you

Every type of girl you are on social media

Snapchat just brings out the ‘woo’ in you

Tyra Banks’ best ANTM moments, because it will never truly be the same again

It’s the end of a Ty-era

Prosecco tea is real and it’s the only thing you need right now

When you want to to be cozy but classy

Don’t screw this up now, John Kasich

There is still hope for women’s abortion rights in Ohio

This empowering quote from Hillary Clinton’s concession speech is the most retweeted political tweet of 2016

Hillary reassured us that our fight isn’t over