Its actually pronounced ‘Nice-sa’
They’re neither a meal, nor a deal
Cardboard posters are plaguing York
Remember when the wolves escaped from the zoo?
Its not all just barren wasteland
The lamb and mint one probably cures cancer
Hattie actually goes to the gym
It’s lovely to get a break from the constant squawking of geese
No, not the band
Universities are devaluing our degrees
Derwent has two bars. Derwent
Bloating is not the one
It’s all about the bus, let’s be honest
Sweat, sex and regret vs the pub
We face catcalling and assault on a daily basis
It’s not even that far away