Clubbers of the week got me looking so crazy right now

Meet the local team

Cosmic Connie: your week seven planetary predictions

Will your stars align over Smithdown this week?

No walks of shame or desperately pulling in Level: Why LDRs are the best at uni

My hometown bae > your one night stand

Sean Turner re-elected into first all-male Student Officer team since 1982

Original reports of the first all-male team in 5 years are incorrect

The 2017 Guild Elections: Live

THE TENSION

Record 6,424 students vote in SO elections

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE DO NOT VOTE IF YOU ARE WATCHING ON CATCH UP.

Every annoying thing you hear when you work behind a bar

Please stop asking for a Guinness at the end of your order

Philharmonic Court is the best halls in Liverpool

Don’t hate us ’cause you ain’t us

In photos: University Square protest for Irish women’s abortion rights

The protest was disrupted by a man shouting ‘f**k her right in the pussy’

Liverpool restaurant weirdly promotes Steak and Blowjob Day

The website includes a guide on how to give head

Everywhere else in Liverpool that needs a blue plaque

Give Yosef a knighthood while you’re at it