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Paedo Philo Prof

Former Cambridge Prof Peter Smith was charged with downloading images of CHILD PORN on his computer.

Hawking in Sex Club Scandal

Science icon Stephen Hawking has been a very naughty boy by visiting a Californian sex club.

Ditch DSK! Cries CUSU Campaign

The Union are being urged to drop the term’s highest-profile speaker in a petition led by the CUSU Women’s Campaign.

“Blackface” Bop Blunder

Homerton students were warned not to black up for a bop last night.

Football Fluster in Newcastle

Unbelievable scenes at Newcastle Uni as footballs teams have had to change their names after allegations of sexism.

Cantab ‘Original Prankster’ Dies, Aged 94

Legendary Nightclimber and trickster Craig Nares has died, aged 94.

Another Body Found in Cam

The fourth body in under a year has been taken from the river – though police affirm there is “absolutely no link” between the events.

Conga Criminal in Lola Lo

A Mambo Marauder active Lola Lo was given 4 weeks inside for stealing phones while DANCING.

UPDATE: Rower Finds Body In River Cam

Police believe the man found on Sunday morning died of drowning.

Power Cut Panic at John’s

Students and John’s and Trinity were hit with an extended power cut last night, cutting off internet access and cancelling formal hall.

Roll Deep Bagged for Churchill Ball

Are you a fan of East London grime collectives? Well, you’re in luck. There’s a big one playing at Churchill Springball in under a fortnight.

Jailbreak 2012 – The Results

The results are in – see who won Jailbreak 2012!

Manc Wank Prank

Another Uni has been added to the list of not-so-subtle masturbators. Lovely.

Union Reveals Raciest Lineup Yet

A defendant of worldwide sex scandals, the host of the craziest show on earth, and Katie Price: it can only be the Union’s Lent line-up.

Could this be ‘Made in Cambridge’?

Move over Made in Chelsea, Cambridge could be getting its own reality TV show!

Booze School For Oxford Chundergraduates

Oxford Undergrads are being forced to attend alcohol awareness sessions after a messy bop got out of hand.

Weather Leaves Varsity Trip On Thin Ice

With just a week to go until the Varsity ski trip, organisers fear that there may be no snow on the slopes.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part One

HARRY SHUKMAN finds all the acting and script sucked out of the new Twilight installment.

The Awakening

Better than Red Bull or caffeine tablets, HARRY SHUKMAN finds The Awakening the best way to stop you from sleeping for a long time.

Is TV The New Film?

HARRY SHUKMAN asks Band of Brothers and Pacific creator BRUCE MCKENNA why the small screen beats the silver screen.