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Big Brother can’t reach me here. For now.
A gown is for life, not just matriculation
JOE GOODMAN is worried about the lack of yam in the cam.
LOUISE McCARTHY & ANNA REYNOLDS are pleasantly surprised with Peterhouse grub
Chaos broke out during Churchill dinner this evening after a fire in the kitchens forced hundreds of students to leave their meals untouched.
Downing record an impressive victory over John’s. Report from ROB HALL and GEORGE CLIFTON-BROWN.
EUN-YOUNG PARK gives her verdict on Girton’s Formal Hall.
Magdalen is on strike after the governing body imposes a massive charge on students.
Social events at Queens’ are on death row once again as the Halloween bop gets out of hand.
Sidney Freshers are being shown a video warning them of the dangers of wearing gowns and tuxes to clubs.
The full Tompkins Table: exclusively on The Tab
JIM ROSS, AKA Mother James Fox, takes you through the perils and pitfalls of student accommodation at real universities.
Peterhouse, King’s, Clare, Caius and Trinity have stepped into the frame. All the info, all in one place.
Scared by the confusing world of Cambridge? Let us show you the way. In Part 1, A-H.
Sample the first course of The Tab’s carefully-marinated reviews of uni eating-holes. First up, Magdalene.
“Aged eleven, I had an epiphany over a lamb burger; a sudden repulsion at the sight of this mangled, minced and oozing meat.” IZZY PRITCHARD, dedicated veggie, swaps diets with a carnivorous companion for a day. Read how they got on here.
Soon-to-be-Fresher? Let The Tab teach you how to speak Cambridge. Saturday: letters A-H.