Freshers

What to do to before you come to Cambridge

How to prepare now you’re expecting

Cambridge jargon according to the offer holders

The bubble has its own pretentious dialect

Cambridge According to the Offer Holders

As we all now know, Cambridge is a special kind of hell, but an easy place to idealise if you’re not currently studying there.

Cambridge First Year told in Disney Songs

A tale as old as time

The best of the Cambridge offer holders’ group

Your new college children are being tragic online

Colleges have an iron grip on our wallets

Cough up 

A Fresher’s Guide to Not Falling In Love

‘Whose University?’ have got it all wrong

The ‘WU?’ Campaign is just entitled, brattish foot-stamping, says FRANCESCA RYCRAFT-MOORE

Being a fresher sucks

JOE GOODMAN lends some advice to all those freshers not feeling at home quite yet.

Review: Road

ISOBEL COCKERELL is impressed by this production from the new batch of freshers.

Review: You can’t take it with you

No one seems to take themselves too seriously in this vibrant and energetic, although certainly not entirely flawless, performance.

Union Freshers’ Ball 2014

JACK LEWY is surprised and impressed by this year’s sterling Union Ball

Seven Deadly Cindies: Lust

JOE GOODMAN visits Cambridge’s most venerable institution, Cindies, to talk about Lust

Not so fresh

DANIEL LEWIS serves up a little slice of musical and life advice for Cambridge’s new arrivals

Toxic Fresher Stereotypes to Avoid

Five fresher stereotypes guaranteed to help you lose friends and alienate people. 

The Ultimate Guide to Succeeding at Freshers’ Week

The Tab presents SUE DENIM’S Presumably-Official Guide to Fresherdom!

Episode 1: The Arrival

The Sunday Serial returns with the story of Billy and Anna. Today is their first day back.

Haiku of the Week: Week 0

Relax into Cambridge with seventeen syllables of wisdom. Tanoshimu.

Cambridge A-Z, Part 1

Literally everything you need to know as a Fresher coming to Cambridge in 2014.

Critics of consent workshops are idiots

Opposition to the consent workshops is absurd and shows just how much we really need them