In an attempt to fully integrate myself in Cambridge society, I decided to tackle the only thing left for me to fully understand: British Sport.
Rosie Brown is gutted to discover that this isn’t a stage adaptation of the beloved Disney movie.
Carine was told to have low expectations and to be ready to laugh at the freshers if everything else went wrong, but in spite of some errors she found this show a pleasure to watch.
If you could go back in time, would you play fresher year differently?
ABBIE COOMBS tells us about nine terrifying months of duck-based debauchery
Proof if it were needed that nerds can hurt themselves whilst having fun
The boys from Toucan talk getting into comedy, the Fringe and their show
It must have been love, but it’s over now…and they need to go.
Want to make it in the Cambridge theatre scene? Check out our advice on surviving auditions.
In all honesty, most of us finish the week with the flu rather than with friends.
The Cambridge Union: a place where the paninis are cheap, the ceilings are high and the cost of membership could probably buy you a ranch in Ecuador.
GEORGINA WONG breaks down all the events you can look forward to at Cambridge, and what you will need to wear to them.
From second that fateful letter hit the doormat, you became the golden child of the family, but with this rare achievement comes a strangely predictable series of events.
You need to pick the good ones before they’re all gone
With a colossal working week that functions as a libido-sucking black hole, many sad Cantabs ask themselves that sad question: “Will I ever have sex again?”
Yes, yes, yes – you will.
The News Bulletin, Week 1: Egyptian controversy, TCS misunderstandings and Trinity Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Jack Benda and Ellie Olcott round up the weekly news