Drugs

We Wish You An Alternative Christmas

COSMO GODFREE takes you on a tour of the alternative side of festive tunes.

Emma Ents Featuring D/R/U/G/S

ELLIOTT HILLARY reckons this term’s Emma Ents ended on a fantastic D/R/U/G/S fuelled high.

How To Cure A Hangover

Hungover? Fear not. RUBY CONGJIANG WANG and her team of human guinea pigs are here to help.

The Rum Diary

JONATHAN SENIOR finds too many hangovers and not enough heart in Johnny Depp’s new film.

Drugged up Cambridge?

Pass the opium? Performance-enhancing drugs might just do the trick in the stressful Cambridge experience.

Miss Bala

WILL STINSON reviews Miss Bala and finds it without a plot, a script, and a half-decent director.

The Pills That Could Help You Pass Exams

“Imagine coffee, imagine Red Bull. Now imagine both, a dozen times stronger.” ARRASH YASSAEE investigates the murky world of performance enhancing exam drugs.

The Porn Debate: Shelley Lubben

TABATHA LEGGETT talks about the shocking truth behind pornography with ex-porn star SHELLEY LUBBEN. “Porn destroys people: both viewers and makers.”

Theatre Sniffer Dog: Week 3

KIERAN CORCORAN has been chasing down crime, but still has some energy left for theatre.

Speed Reading: UL Drug Smugglers Sentenced

Smugglers have been sentenced to six years in prison after they hid 132kgs of speed in shelves destined for the UL.

Just Say Neigh

Cambridge Students were paid to take the drug Ketamine as part of a study carried out by the Psychiatry department.

Where Are All The Lesbians?: The Tab Surveys The Freshers

A Tab survey of this year’s freshers has uncovered a number of surprising findings…

Confessions Of The Degraded: 1

DOUGLAS THOMSON gives the first in a three-part series about the reality of what it’s like to degrade.

Polly Quits Over Drug Folly

Cambridge educated Dr Polly Taylor sacked off her role as a senior drugs adviser this week as the government cracks down on mephedrone.

Strawberry Mare

Killjoy cops have caused the cancellation of this year’s Strawberry Fair, with many blaming their heavy-handedness and wastefulness.

Cambridge Mephedrone Use Revealed

A Tab survey has revealed the extent of Mephedrone use among Cambridge students.

“Drug Test Students”, Says Boffin

Universities should consider testing students for ‘smart drugs’ before exams, according to a leading neuropsychologist.

Tell Me Something True

We asked readers to send in three sentences about themselves; one true and two complete bullshit. See if you can guess which are true.

Review: Adam Green

STEPHEN YANG enjoyed a delightfully shambolic showing from the filthy yet endearing Green.