Just the 2022 MAFS UK cast as the classic British chain restaurants they match the vibe of

If there’s one thing that’s unmistakably British, it’s both the chain restaurants you spent your life pestering your parents to take you to every birthday, and the carnage cast of MAFS UK who wreaked havoc on our TV screens and social media feeds for the last few months. The crossover here is bizarre, but fitting. They both emit the same kind of unfettered chaos that you simply cannot find elsewhere else. So here’s all the 2022 MAFS UK cast as what chain restaurants they match the vibe of.

Adrian? TGI Friday’s

There’s a reason that those pesky TGI’s employees are so perky and belting a birthday song out their longs at the top of their tits every 10 minutes – half of them are drama students and musical theatre graduates. You just know Captain Curtains would be there giving it vibrato for a rendition of “I don’t know what I’ve been told! Someone here is getting old!”

Sophie? Slug and Lettuce

Have you ever seen a more Slug and Lettuce girly than Sophie? Be honest with me now. That is the face or a two for one lover.

Johnathan? Bella Italia

No one goes to Bella Italia unless they’ve got no thoughts and no vibes. No one tells their wife not to go the gym and get horse legs unless they have no thoughts, no vibes. End of.

Zoe? Greggs

Zoe’s salt of the earth, no nonsense, what you see is what you get – just like Greggs. You can’t go wrong with Greggs. Do not let anyone ever Greggs shame you.

Kwame? Nando’s

Honestly surprised he isn’t calling Nando’s his homestay.

Kasia? Chiquito

Only someone this fiery could handle the Mexican blazing fire of a Chiquitos.

Thomas? Toby Carvery

If you’ve never seen anyone cause World War III at the gravy spooning station of your local Toby Carvery, I’m afraid you’re too middle class to be reading this. Sorry! If there’s one MAFS UK contestant who’s going to cause International destruction at a chain restaurant, you just know it’s Thomas. God forbid you crossed this man by the peas.

Jenna? Vegan Pret in Shoreditch

I don’t know how many Vegan Prets there are, but I bet Jenna does. I can’t blame her, the vegan version of their meatball wrap is actually untouchably gorgeous.

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