Quiz: Plan a massive Christmas party and we’ll tell you how much of a Tory you really are

If you’re serving cheese and wine then I think you already know the answer

The Conservatives have been all over the news recently for allegedly throwing parties during a national lockdown this time last year. And what we know so far is that cheese and wine was served which doesn’t surprise anyone, because it’s so on brand for the tories. There are some things that happen at a Christmas party which just scream “Tory”, like people who wear Christmas jumpers without being asked or someone who gets absolutely rat-arsed and breaks something and doesn’t even hint at being sorry about it.

Plan your own lockdown Christmas party and we’ll tell you how much of a tory you really, truly are:

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