These 29 ‘most embarrassing thing to ever happen to me’ memes will make you die inside

‘Text a boy saying you up and he replied no’ 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬

4 years ago | UPDATED 4 years ago

One of the few benefits of lockdown has been the lack of opportunities to really, truly embarrass yourself. In that space, people have been sharing the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to them, as a kind of horrible nostalgia.

Whilst most of us have simply blocked out the truly y i k e s moments of our lives, these brave souls are baring all.

Oh, and if you’ve ever cried over a boy who absolutely did not warrant it, you’re not alone.

1. Absolutely devastating

Text a boy saying you up and he replied no https://t.co/YgeUaClZgK

— alexa (@_alexflanaghan) June 29, 2020

2. Tbh sounds like every guy at a uni pres

Cried over a guy who said the best song ever written is Glue by Bicep https://t.co/b0QWIVSKSY

— Ellie (@eIltyson) June 28, 2020

3. Imagine dating someone who won’t even pay for your Big Mac

I cried over a boy who used to pull up to the McDonald’s drive thru and say “can I have two orders please” and made me pay for my own food throughout our whole relationship https://t.co/MLU5lfW1TD

— clo 🐰 (@chloehenryxxo) June 28, 2020

4. This sounds like it would probably scar you for life

Proposed to a bird in year 3. Wrote her some mad card with a poem in and got her a ring. She said Na and told the head teacher and he sat me down and was like ye can’t be proposing to birds n tha lad https://t.co/dD7NxgmyCc

— Luis (@luisreedy_1) June 29, 2020

5. If this happened to me, I would simply never go outside again

Shit myself at Matthew street festival and had to walk past about a million people in jeans covered in shit. I then had to lie to a taxi driver and say I’d stood in shit and held me trav out the window. He kept turning round looking at me saying he could still smell shit hahahaha https://t.co/SBPYbglnkh

— Luke Kenny (@LukeKenny90) June 28, 2020

6. Trying to impress a Brexit boy can’t end well

When I was sixteen and damaged I went door knocking for vote leave with a libertarian boy I fancied so he'd sleep with me https://t.co/JEDAJMDei5

— ACAB (@katesalamon2) June 29, 2020

7. Jason Derulo could never

Prom night: tripped and fell down the red carpet stairs wearing my prom dress with the spotlight all on me, everybody clapped and laughed and it was recorded on camera wooh fun. https://t.co/ihkCBJYXhU

— swish swish (@Swissums1) June 29, 2020

8. Honestly why are there so many stories of people pooing themselves?

Shit ma self driving to a job interview and was running round ma car bollocko tryna find some bog roll https://t.co/d4BkKcNTWY

— Reiss Ashraf (@ReissAshraf) June 30, 2020

9. Uhhhhhhh

I cried over a boy who used to fuck toilet rolls I really don’t think it can get any worse than that https://t.co/Lf2NL7erMJ

— Keeley (@keeleynaylorx) June 28, 2020

10. A costume guaranteed to make you the laughing stock

It wasn't embarrassing at the time but looking back.. I went to the fancy dress day at school dressed as a beef Oxo cube https://t.co/QiWrmAddc3

— . (@Mnyc__) June 29, 2020

11. Invigilators were probably incredibly unhelpful, too

Broke an exam table in the middle of a mock, that shit collapsed and echoed https://t.co/UycFv67C1z

— Sajan R🕉 (@thisissajan) June 28, 2020

12. At least it wasn’t like Jay

Cried over a boy who did sex like will from the inbetweeners x https://t.co/Tgi36IeTXg

— Rhianne Sidden (@rhiannesidden__) June 28, 2020

13. Noooooope. Nope. NOPE. No thank you

I was once sO hungover in Aiya Napa, we went for breakfast in a nice restaurant & i could only stomach toast. Went to the to toilet, thinkin i was gonna be sick so got on the floor, tried to get up but my knee slid. Turns out i’d knelt in someones bare shit that was on the floor https://t.co/rmvTmVCCbt

— Sofi (@Sofi_Sheppard) June 30, 2020

14. That’s what you get for trying to turn Asda into Alton Towers fright night

I hid in a clothing rack in asda, jumped out and scared an old man by accident who I thought was my mums partner at the time https://t.co/ILwYeKB5vB

— Jessica Ashby (@JessAshby77) June 29, 2020

15. In fairness, this could have gone a lot worse

Thought I’d done a boss job of pissing into an empty can of Stella (😑) at a festival watching British sea power cos I was on the up and couldn’t move to go the portaloo and some woman tapped me on the shoulder and said “you’ve just pissed all over my feet” https://t.co/1t5aRklCFd

— beth redmond 🇵🇸 (@redbethmond) June 29, 2020

16. Sounds like a red flag ngl

spent my second year of uni in a relationship with someone that introduced me to his mates as his cousin 🙃 https://t.co/e77lF9esGP

— 𝖊 𝖙 𝖍 𝖆 𝖓 (@ethanfranklin_) June 28, 2020

17. Really had us in the first half there

Tried to do the worm at a year 7 disco and wet myself in light khaki cargo trousers.

Can’t believe I owned a pair, so embarrassing https://t.co/EJF98rY4Ti

— Jack-ccinations (@JustJevens) June 29, 2020

18. “Been busy tonight, mate?”

Once sat in the front of a random blokes car thinking it was my taxi n asked him to take me to town but he was just a ordinary guy very awkward tbh https://t.co/zQn3PT9NXw

— holly (@hollysmith01x) June 30, 2020

19. This is his fault

i added stupid made up shit to my boyfriends job application and forgot to delete it when he asked me to read over it and they asked him about it https://t.co/6y5QV6jkHe

— Caitlin Leiper (@caitlin_leiper) June 29, 2020

20. This one isn’t embarrassing???? But okay

I cried over a boy who knew all of the words to shrek https://t.co/2kS336pV3W

— Ava (@avahall_x) June 29, 2020

21. Nooooooooo

I once grabbed my driving instructor’s thigh instead of the gear stick… 😐 https://t.co/mnsiXS2UOU

— Patricia Noelle Shattock (@pnshattock) June 28, 2020

22. Not going to be great giving people your exam transcript, is it?

Got that smashed the night of my a level results I ended up getting in and pissing on the sheet that had the results on it https://t.co/OEiHRQvWS6

— Ethan (@Et_hxn_S) June 28, 2020

23. Waving at yourself

Got caught waving at my own reflection on the coach home from madrid coming off the ferry by all the boys, thinking it was someone stood outside. And it just hit me how fucked I was https://t.co/8rCuNgJGJ7

— Jay (@jay56789012) June 29, 2020

24. She only wanted to make a margherita

Asked these two girls for ID at work. Refused the sale and turned them away and everything to find out it was a bottle of olive oil and not wine https://t.co/cbyD5JxCz1

— Harvey O'Hagan (@HarveyOHagan) June 30, 2020

25. The fact they never replied…

The list could go on and on but I was going on a date once and sent the person a selfie that I meant to send into the group chat going “do I look nice” and never realised til they replied 🤣🤣🤣 still cringe to this day and it was fuckin years ago https://t.co/eKdjp8MFVT

— Colette Connolly (@cconnolly94) June 29, 2020

26. Happens to the best of us

Stood on a mannequins foot in Burtons and said “Sorry lad” https://t.co/oR2hUTcuJF

— Plink2 (@plinketyplink2) June 29, 2020

27.

Try accidentally throwing your phone in your Nana’s grave at her burial, instead of a rose, infront of your entire family https://t.co/WP6G1rQhFU

— Sophie Finnigan (@sophie_finnigan) June 29, 2020

28. This is why blokes always leave the seat up

Went to toilet at cinema DYING for a wee, started weeing, then realised that the seat was still down xxx https://t.co/KpOiwWIsVk

— Ebony Dearnley (@ebsdearnley) June 30, 2020

29. It’s a classic manoeuvre

Put my arm around my ex in the cinema and started rubbing the woman’s arm next to her thinking it was her :/ https://t.co/GsbsAWfyIa

— YP 🦅 (@fbgp96) June 28, 2020