Quiz: There are 12 types of Tories but which one are you?

Pls not the Virgin Tory

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Your parents are Tories. Your tutors are Tories. Your uni friends are secretly Tories. Your friends from home are all definitely Tories. Every person in a sports club is a Tory. The leaders of our country are Tories. And even that fit guy from the seminar is a Tory.

Now that we’ve established that everyone is a Tory, it’s time to figure out which one of the 12 types of Tory you really are:

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