All I want for Christmas are these festive Clubbers of the Week
Let it snow VKs
Annie LordIt's the festive period, time to clog your arteries with goose fat, watch Van Helsing on Channel 4 (why is it always on during Christmas?????) and repeat the same cut and stick responses to your Aunties when they ask: "So how's university? Who do you live with again?"
So, to help turbo charge you with Christmas cheer, here are the Christmas Clubbers of the Week:
Is this girl actually levitating or what?
And why aren't her mates impressed? She is literally defying gravity
Her chest is gonna get real sticky later
WORTH IT
Big yellow bear squares up to unsuspecting Sheffield University student in nightclub
"You what mate?"
This girl has some sweet moves
It's like she's sliding her folded tops further into the shelf
Naughty Christmas LADS
At least once these guys lost their hats to drunk girls who took selfies in them
More Christmas LADS
During the festive season clubbers HAVE to replace their Hawaiian shirts with a novelty Christmas jumpers
Easiest game of Where's Wally I have ever seen
Let's play spot the person who wants to go home and nosh on a kebab
This girl isn't Christmasy but she looks fabulous sooo
Do NOT feed the animals…
…unless it is with orange VKs
Bit violent????
When your mum brings out two different types of stuffing and then says, "don't wait for me, you can start"
Safe Santa, wag1 blud
When you see a Terry's Chocolate Orange shaped present in the stocking
But then your mum is like "I thought you were too old for that sort of thing?" and you're like EH?????????
This girl is praying to Santa to let there be enough Turkey leftovers to eat cold Christmas sandwiches until July
Brave choice wearing a turkey carcass to the rave
She doesn't look excited by her present. Maybe she asked for cash and her Mum said, "Oh I thought I'd get you a little something anyway".
I bet it's a pair of star print pyjamas from Debenhams
Snow or dandruff?
Either way them guys love it
Everything Jack O’Connell has been up to since breaking all our hearts as Cook in Skins
Rebecca MurphyHe’s now starring in the new Amy Winehouse biopic Back To Black
From absolute legends to losers, the definitive ranking of Coachella’s biggest headliners
Aaron EdwardsThere’s been the best of shows, there’s been the worst of shows
Emily Smith
Tori has finally spilled what her friendship status is now with the other MAFS Australia girls
Harrison Brocklehurst‘What those girls did to me was not friendship’
Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
Francesca EkeThe psychic medium said that producers ‘pushed on a relationship topic that she didn’t want to go into’
MAFS Australia bride says groom broke up with her ‘out of the blue’ and won’t reply to her
‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
The title literally spells out KIM!!
All the savage Matty Healy lyrics Taylor Swift sings on The Tortured Poets Department
‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin