Clubbers of the week, clubbers of the week, wherefore art thou clubbers of the week?
What light from yonder clubber breaks
Tom JenkinSarah has three clubbers and Joseph has four. Joseph loses one clubber, and Noor arrives with five. Sarah’s get an uber to the club and all of them buy two VKs each. How many VKs are there?
Don’t you love it when you all got the same haircut before a night out
Toni, Guy and the rest of the ol’ gang
Sarah I don’t care if the lights are up I am not going home
I heard it rains down in Africa
Pray tell how long your Red Stripe has been empty?
Why won’t you just put it down
When your mate won’t pose so you get your own back by snotting in her drink
And I’ve got hayfever
Mum can you come pick me up
My anatidaephobia has kicked in
Congratulations boys, you found the floating head of Oxford
‘Boys if we’re going to pose we need to co-ordinate it better next time’
Was it chin grab or magnificent seven?
When you’re trying to finish your dissertation but your mates just want to drink VKs
You said you’d go for pres and look how that turned out
Best reaction to staring into the abyss
When I die I want to look fabulous
When the old boys do their best The Wanted impression
Nothing says student night like tweed and a turtle neck
OMG I love your tiara where’s it from
Someone kissed a frog
Answer: There are 22 VKS.
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
Emily SmithThe 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
Harrison BrocklehurstHe’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin
What has Andrea been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 with her head held high?
She’s living her best life
Love Island’s Zach goes on huge rant about girls ‘wearing nothing’ and ‘selling themselves’
‘People really out here selling themselves for some views/likes’
So, here’s the real reason why Martha calls Donny Baby Reindeer
The show is named after the pet name Martha actually called him in real life
Lauren from MAFS Australia has been spotted on a night out getting close to her ex again
There’s picture evidence!!!
Producers forced Tim to bring up cheating scandal again on homestays for more MAFS drama
And edited their homestays to ‘look worse than it actually was’
‘Shameful’: Sydney Sweeney savagely claps back at claims she ‘is not pretty and can’t act’
‘How sad that a woman in the position to share her expertise and experience chooses instead to attack another woman’
OMG! The viral four lads in jeans are back and the jeans got… baggy
It’s been five years since the first picture was posted!
Lizz claims she’s no longer friends with Jack after Tori ‘forbid’ them seeing each other
And apparently even tried to get Lizz fired?!
Definitively ranking all the episodes of Fallout series one from worst to best
Kind of like picking your favourite child
What does the wind emoji Jack sent about his sex life with Tori on MAFS Australia 2024 mean?
I’ve never felt so out of touch