Clubbers of the week, clubbers of the week, wherefore art thou clubbers of the week?
What light from yonder clubber breaks
Sarah has three clubbers and Joseph has four. Joseph loses one clubber, and Noor arrives with five. Sarah’s get an uber to the club and all of them buy two VKs each. How many VKs are there?
Don’t you love it when you all got the same haircut before a night out
Toni, Guy and the rest of the ol’ gang
Sarah I don’t care if the lights are up I am not going home
Pray tell how long your Red Stripe has been empty?
When your mate won’t pose so you get your own back by snotting in her drink
Mum can you come pick me up
Congratulations boys, you found the floating head of Oxford
‘Boys if we’re going to pose we need to co-ordinate it better next time’
When you’re trying to finish your dissertation but your mates just want to drink VKs
Best reaction to staring into the abyss
When the old boys do their best The Wanted impression
OMG I love your tiara where’s it from
Answer: There are 22 VKS.