Will has forever lived in the shadow of his older sister, Ellie Pithers, a Tab legend. Like a plant growing in the shade of a bigger, more talented plant, Will has grown tall yet frightfully pale. This unfortunate turn of events did, however, inspire him to write a storming debut features article about Bonsai trees, and the rest, as they say, is history. When he’s not hibernating in his room, you can find Will at The Maypole, ejaculating drunken ramblings in lamentation of another trophy-less season for his favourite football team, Arsenal.