People have been queuing for 3 hours
And he’s apologising to absolutely no one
As if going to Strathclyde wasn’t shite enough
The numbers don’t lie
Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough
Don’t say we’re not good to you
It was the most tense moment of 2017
He used to lecture economics at UoG
As a former Glasgow Uni student, he had ‘regular sessions at Subclub’
There are over 600 people ‘attending’
According to people who’ve already done it
You just need to RSVP for entry
It happened shortly after 11am
There are police all over the shop
Rachel is studying in the French capital on a year abroad
‘You need to have drive’
‘It’s nice to know my probably drunken antics in Beer Bar and Viper haven’t gone unnoticed’
A calorie counter said so
