As if going to Strathclyde wasn’t shite enough
Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough
Don’t say we’re not good to you
It was the most tense moment of 2017
He used to lecture economics at UoG
As a former Glasgow Uni student, he had ‘regular sessions at Subclub’
There are over 600 people ‘attending’
You just need to RSVP for entry
Rachel is studying in the French capital on a year abroad
‘It’s nice to know my probably drunken antics in Beer Bar and Viper haven’t gone unnoticed’
Imagine meeting him in Garage
‘Besides being the worst film I have ever seen, three women got arrested’
They listed another flat on ‘Saucy-hall street’
And you thought getting into Viper for free was an achievement
He was given a doctorate only 12 months before shooting his girlfriend
Thieves made off with computers, the surveillance system and the safe
Looks like Basshunter was the supporting act on Saturday night…
The address turned out to be a sandwich shop
Rachel McCallion
