Noa Hoffman
Co-Editor of The Edinburgh Tab

BREAKING: No remaining exams/assessments can negatively impact your course grades for this semester


Breaking: All future undergrad PPLS assessments cancelled except dissertations

Most students will be assessed on the basis of work already submitted

Breaking: Summer graduations have been cancelled

Students have the option of attending a ‘virtual graduation’ instead

Peter Mathieson responds with SALTY email to fourth year open letter

‘Excuse me now while I get back to dealing with the threat to the very lives of our community…’

Breaking: UoE teaching will be paused from Monday and some exams cancelled

First and second year exams are cancelled, whilst exams for third years and above will take place online

Lecturers vent frustration at Edinburgh University’s Covid-19 response

Many members of staff feel the university is not acting responsibly by operating as normal

Breaking: Pollock student tested for coronavirus comes back negative

*Breathes huge sigh of relief*

Breaking: Hazmat suits enter Pollock Halls

The reason for their visit has not yet been confirmed

Breaking: CMB has been occupied

This is the Staff-Student Solidarity Network’s second attempt at an occupation in weeks

Frustrated STEM students ask Appleton occupiers to minimise disruption

They’ve penned an open letter demanding cooperation

Edinburgh’s Appleton Tower is being occupied by students in solidarity with lecture strikes

An apple a day keeps the capitalists away so it seems

Breaking: EUSA beef ban REJECTED in Edinburgh Uni beeferendum

The beef is finally over and here to stay

EUSA President and Farm Animal Vet Society urges students to vote NO in online beef ban ballot

They believe that banning beef is damaging for both students and local farmers

Edinburgh Uni is giving free money to students with the last names Gillies or Carmichael

*Brb changing my name*

Edinburgh students open Scotland’s first ‘sustainable’ club night

Even the toilet paper is eco-friendly

Revealed: Edinburgh University is urging students to kick out the Tories

And they suggest you attend Labour campaigning too

Meet the students spearheading the case for Scottish independence this General Election

They want Scotland in the EU but out of the UK

Jewish students react to Corbyn not apologising for Labour anti-Semitism

He refused to apologise four times last night

Breaking: DHT has been occupied

Here we go again

‘I nearly got hit by a brick’: We spoke to Edinburgh students on the ground in Hong Kong

One student still feels ‘completely safe’ in the city