Nicola Evans
News Editor of The Nottingham Tab

‘I managed to ask if there were avocados in the Midlands’: Here are the most ridiculous things Surrey girls have been overheard to say at uni

Stop telling everyone you’re from London

THE MYSTERY HAS BEEN SOLVED: Bertie has been fostered by a local couple

They plan to take him back to FRANCE

Latest Bertie Update: Suspected sightings ridiculed as no one knows which cat is him

It turns out there are two or three other black cats on UPC

The Bertie saga continues: Rumours fly that the Portland sighting was FAKE

Turns out Bertie has an arch-nemesis

Nottingham students named as most health-conscious in the UK

We beat 27 other universities

‘He’s absolutely fine’: Panic over as Bertie is spotted around Notts campus

He was seen outside the Portland Building

Bertie, the Hallward Library cat, is MISSING and everyone is freaking out

He’s been gone for nearly a week

YouTube star from Notts bags Christmas no. 1 with a song about sausage rolls

He beat Ariana Grande

The best Notts-related Christmas cracker jokes guaranteed to make you cringe

You just got mince pied

These Notts landlords set up a house Twitter and it’s the most wholesome thing you’ll ever see

They bought them prosecco for their exams

‘The definition of vanilla’: This is what students from other unis really think of Notts uni

UK’s youth dish out the truth