Nicola Evans
News Editor of The Nottingham Tab

We worked out the top 10 most expensive universities to graduate from

As if you hadn’t paid enough in tuition fees already

Here are the weirdest reasons why bouncers have kicked us out of Notts clubs

Some of these are just plain stupid.

This Sherwood fresher snuck her DOG into halls overnight and got away with it

She didn’t even get fined

Graduate gets £61,000 after suing her uni for ‘Mickey Mouse’ degree

She believes the degree had been falsely advertised

We listed the best videos from the Notts Insta so far this year

You lot are weird

McDonald’s might be adding vegan Big Mac and nuggets to the menu

First the sausage roll and now nuggs

Several Love Islanders sent home before filming FOR FAILING DRUG TESTS

This year’s line-up could have looked a LOT different

Take a look at the swanky national student awards held in a literal Notts Uni exam hall

Can’t imagine they got the hopper bus in their ball gowns

Nottingham Trent forced to demolish brand new £10 million lecture theatre because a wall collapsed

It was due to open soon

Confirmed: Notts Uni retain title and are crowned Varsity 2019 winners

The final result 11-3 lead

UoN claim Varsity Ice Hockey victory against Trent

It was the highest scoring hockey fixture in varsity history

Ilkeston Road had the most violent and sexual offences reported in 2018

52 offences were reported along the road

‘Notts Uni Tortures Animals’: Animal Justice Project Protestors take over Ningbo Friendship Bridge

The protest was held as part of the Animal Justice Project

Watch: 3am post-Pryzm brawl in Maryland Chicken spills out onto street

It took place on Lower Parliament Street

Confirmed: Spicy Meatball Paninis have been DISCONTINUED at George Green

They have been replaced by Chicken and Pesto

Breaking: Jeremy Corbyn is chilling on Derby Road

‘A bus driver pulled to a halt to scream Jeremy’

22-year-old man arrested on suspicion of sexual assault on Derby Road

He approached a woman and ‘grabbed her waist’

‘I managed to ask if there were avocados in the Midlands’: Here are the most ridiculous things Surrey girls have been overheard to say at uni

Stop telling everyone you’re from London

THE MYSTERY HAS BEEN SOLVED: Bertie has been fostered by a local couple

They plan to take him back to FRANCE

Latest Bertie Update: Suspected sightings ridiculed as no one knows which cat is him

It turns out there are two or three other black cats on UPC

The Bertie saga continues: Rumours fly that the Portland sighting was FAKE

Turns out Bertie has an arch-nemesis

Nottingham students named as most health-conscious in the UK

We beat 27 other universities

‘He’s absolutely fine’: Panic over as Bertie is spotted around Notts campus

He was seen outside the Portland Building

Bertie, the Hallward Library cat, is MISSING and everyone is freaking out

He’s been gone for nearly a week

YouTube star from Notts bags Christmas no. 1 with a song about sausage rolls

He beat Ariana Grande

The best Notts-related Christmas cracker jokes guaranteed to make you cringe

You just got mince pied

These Notts landlords set up a house Twitter and it’s the most wholesome thing you’ll ever see

They bought them prosecco for their exams

‘The definition of vanilla’: This is what students from other unis really think of Notts uni

UK’s youth dish out the truth