People who are complaining about Big Boi as John’s May Ball headliners: do you enjoy being ignorant?
This is the final edition of It’s the News, so get your anonymous passive aggressive pen names ready as I can’t be arsed anymore.
Hitting satirical targets with the accuracy of Ashley Cole with an air rifle, It’s the News is back and better than ever (note: this is no guarantee of quality).
Approved by celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova, It’s the News is back. And it’s as mundane as ever.
Want to read some award winning satire? Private Eye is only £1.50, you know.
Slap me down and call me Charlie, here comes the satire!
That’s right, The Tab is now summarising the week’s news totally accurately with a bumper special to get you all hooked.
GEORGE OSBORN: “Despite a plot as flimsy as an A4 piece of paper and one dimensional characters, this is two highly entertaining hours of fresh and unique cinema.”
May Week Schmay Week – GEORGE OSBORN provides the indispensible UPDATED guide to all the best music festivals of Summer 2010.
GEORGE OSBORNE finds the answer to the question ‘What could go wrong with the marriage of pop’s best producer and writer? ‘
GEORGE OSBORN lists the best stuff you can’t find on Spotify
GEORGE OSBORN and CHLOE MASHITER find it hard to fault a nigh on flawless gig from the Radiohead front man
CHRIS BANNON and GEORGE OSBORN mull over Marina Diamandis and punch in Peter Gabriel
This Week, GEORGE OSBORN sums up the deadline panic in ten tracks
This week, GEORGE OSBORN and CHRIS BANNON kick Kei$ha and man hug Massive Attack
GEORGE OSBORN goes predictably soppy with a selection of the best love songs around.
GEORGE OSBORN pre-empts the mid-term blues with an airstrike of joy.
After TCS ripped us off this week, GEORGE OSBORN covers covers.
GEORGE OSBORN reviews a handful of the releases from the past week.
In a new weekly feature, GEORGE OSBORN reveals the Tabâ€™s first Spotify playlist.
GEORGE OSBORN provides a guide to broadening your musical horizons in the coming year
GEORGE OSBORN gives a quick round-up of the must sees this term.
GEORGE OSBORN reviews a key location in the travel chaos hitting our fair isles
GEORGE OSBORN hands out meaningless awards to people who don’t care.
GEORGE OSBORN decides his top 30 albums of the past decade for your reading pleasure.
Too Lazy to provide a round-up of the best 100 albums of 2009, GEORGE OSBORN settles for ten.
Our suggestions for a lads night in continues with three films cooler than an eskimo gang bang.
GEORGE OSBORN wades through hours of depressing songs wrists intact.
George Osborn tells us what you should be buying and where in Cambridge.
THE TAB reveals the 6 artists you should discover this summer.