George Osborn
Pembroke, History George Osborne is the Chancellor of the Exchequer who has taken to cutting public expenditure like an axe murderer takes to a shopping centre full of people. George Osborn, on the other hand, is a 3rd year undergraduate who consumes comedy of all varieties with the same voracious glee a hungry bear derives from attacking a prostrate hiker. His likes include kittens, buttercups and the “disappointing dad” sketch from the television show Monkey Dust.

Ignorance Isn’t Bliss For John’s Headliner Critics

People who are complaining about Big Boi as John’s May Ball headliners: do you enjoy being ignorant?

It’s The News!

This is the final edition of It’s the News, so get your anonymous passive aggressive pen names ready as I can’t be arsed anymore.

It’s The News!

Hitting satirical targets with the accuracy of Ashley Cole with an air rifle, It’s the News is back and better than ever (note: this is no guarantee of quality).

It’s The News!

Approved by celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova, It’s the News is back. And it’s as mundane as ever.

It’s The News!

Want to read some award winning satire? Private Eye is only £1.50, you know.

It’s The News!

Feeling the Week 4 apathy? So. Am. I.

It’s The News!

Slap me down and call me Charlie, here comes the satire!

It’s The News!

That’s right, The Tab is now summarising the week’s news totally accurately with a bumper special to get you all hooked.

Review: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

GEORGE OSBORN: “Despite a plot as flimsy as an A4 piece of paper and one dimensional characters, this is two highly entertaining hours of fresh and unique cinema.”

UPDATE: Festival Fever

May Week Schmay Week – GEORGE OSBORN provides the indispensible UPDATED guide to all the best music festivals of Summer 2010.

Review: Broken Bells – Broken Bells

GEORGE OSBORNE finds the answer to the question ‘What could go wrong with the marriage of pop’s best producer and writer? ‘

The Tab’s Top Ten Tracks

With a tear in his eye, GEORGE OSBORN signs off with ten of his favourite tracks.

The Tab’s Top Ten Tracks

GEORGE OSBORN lists the best stuff you can’t find on Spotify

Review: Thom Yorke

GEORGE OSBORN and CHLOE MASHITER find it hard to fault a nigh on flawless gig from the Radiohead front man

The Tab’s Album Round Up

CHRIS BANNON and GEORGE OSBORN mull over Marina Diamandis and punch in Peter Gabriel

The Tab’s Top Ten Tracks

This Week, GEORGE OSBORN sums up the deadline panic in ten tracks

The Tab’s Album Round Up

This week, GEORGE OSBORN and CHRIS BANNON kick Kei$ha and man hug Massive Attack

The Tab’s Top Ten Tracks

GEORGE OSBORN goes predictably soppy with a selection of the best love songs around.

The Tabs Top Ten Tracks

GEORGE OSBORN pre-empts the mid-term blues with an airstrike of joy.

The Tab’s Top Ten Tracks

After TCS ripped us off this week, GEORGE OSBORN covers covers.

The Tab’s Album Round Up

GEORGE OSBORN reviews a handful of the releases from the past week.

The Tab’s Top Ten Tracks

In a new weekly feature, GEORGE OSBORN reveals the Tab’s first Spotify playlist.

The Good Music Taste Guide

GEORGE OSBORN provides a guide to broadening your musical horizons in the coming year

Lent Gig Guide

GEORGE OSBORN gives a quick round-up of the must sees this term.

Review: Weather Chaos

GEORGE OSBORN reviews a key location in the travel chaos hitting our fair isles

The Tab Music Awards 2009

GEORGE OSBORN hands out meaningless awards to people who don’t care.

Review of the Decade: Music

GEORGE OSBORN decides his top 30 albums of the past decade for your reading pleasure.

Review: Good Albums from 2009

Too Lazy to provide a round-up of the best 100 albums of 2009, GEORGE OSBORN settles for ten.

DVD Round Up: Battle of the Cool

Our suggestions for a lads night in continues with three films cooler than an eskimo gang bang.

Depressing Music for Depressing Times

GEORGE OSBORN wades through hours of depressing songs wrists intact.

Music Review: Dr Bargain

George Osborn tells us what you should be buying and where in Cambridge.

Live and Kicking

Which acts you should be seeing this Michaelmas.

Pembroke May Ball

**** a bloody good knees-up

Sounds of the Summer

THE TAB reveals the 6 artists you should discover this summer.

Music Review: Latest Album Releases

George Osborne hears it out