Cecily Bain

IMAGINED: the 2017 Prospectus written by the Daily Mail

Can all Butlers and Personal Assistants please pass on the following?

How to bee-hive like a Queen Bee

You can’t sit with us. Or, specifically, me.

How to be a creeper

To bae or not to bae

Things I learned from my teenage diary

2010 was way too real

There are so many ways to avoid commitment

Because who has time for an actual relationship?

Do we really hate each other?

Are the haters really gonna hate hate hate?

“Friends with benefits” means nothing

The ‘friends’ part is unnecessary. The ‘benefits’ part is disappointing.

Exams can be liberating, make the most of them

Every cloud has a silver lining… just.