Mini eggs to Crème eggs: Here’s what your go to Easter egg says about you as a KCL student

Easter eggs are either bought out of necessity, craving, celebration or pure desperation. And based off how organised you were this semester or how carefully you budgeted that student finance, you will fall into one of these five categories as a student.

So, here’s what your go to Easter egg says about you as a KCL student.

M&S

The second semester deadlines have clearly got to you and you’re now in desperate need of a severe, but bougie sugar coma. It lives up to its expectations and for a couple of hours you are in heaven. But as you come down from your sugar high, you realise those deadlines are still there and those essays are still waiting to be written.

You’re clearly a humanities student with three summative to finish so its reasonable to splurge on this extravagant egg, not to mention that pesky group project. So hopefully the copious amounts of chocolate and pistachio filling can make it all that little more bearable.

Mini eggs

Keeping it fun and you definitely bought it for the mini egg packet, not necessarily the chocolate egg. The colour of mini egg you eat first does in fact tell me all I need to know about you. For example, going for pink first = fiend, but going yellow first = totally acceptable.

Perhaps this egg was sent to you from home as is tradition to have mini eggs as the house chocolate. You are the kind of student who plans not to go home for easter but instead, stays in London as long as possible to avoid the extended family.

Freddo

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The small but mighty egg. She’s nostalgic, dainty and perfect. She is also for those students whose SFE is gone but still want a sweet treat. So, this will have to do.

Whether your degree is a full on 9-5 or slightly less taxing, you deserve to have some chocolate to celebrate the end of the semester even if it pushes you into your overdraft.

Lindt

Golden wrapped chocolate for the gold star student. You’ve crushed that chocolate like you crushed your deadlines. Your essays were completed days, if not weeks ago and now you get to watch friends stress while you can sit back and munch on the chocolate.

You’re the rare type of student whose super organised and so totally deserves to splash out and get that Lindt Bunny. You aren’t just organised academically but you have also budgeted your money wisely, unlike your Freddo friends who haven’t planned as well as you.

Crème eggs

This is one is for those students who need a daily reward. You tell yourself its going to be one a day to help you get through the last week of the semester but we both know they will be gone in two days. You’ve given it your all and you need the chocolaty motivation of a daily crème egg to see you though.

Setting up a rewards system for completing deadlines is only achievable with crème eggs it seems. You are not last minute, just strategic and its organised chaos. You know what they say, an apple (or a crème egg) a day keeps the doctor away (or meningitis).

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