OnlyFans model drops $100k marriage bounty, so here are the requirements to be her husband

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If you need $100k and you’ve got a mate who meets some pretty stringent requirements, you should totally hitch him up to OnlyFans model Aella.

The self-declared “wh*relord” is a popular OnlyFans model who also runs a hugely successful Substack that’s earned her millions. She now wants to share that cash on the basis that you find her a husband.

“If you recommend me a guy and I end up marrying him, I’ll pay you $100k,” she wrote on her site on Wednesday. “I’m a very weird person. It hasn’t been hard to find people to date, or men willing to marry me, but ‘people I want to marry’ is a vanishingly small group.”

Interested parties can submit recommendations through an extensive questionnaire, or the man himself can complete a lengthy online survey to be in with a chance of winning Aella’s hand in marriage.

Okay, so what are Aella’s requirements?

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“It sounds cool to be compatible with a wider range of people, but I am not that cool,” OnlyFans model Aella wrote in her Substack article.

To be in with a chance, you need to be “fully committed to polyamory” with space for a primary partner, have a pretty substantial net worth, want kids, and be “fully self-accepting.” Aella is also looking for someone with “ominous sexuality.”

Speaking to Slate about that last point, she explained: “I’m obligatorily kinky, which means that I have trouble enjoying vanilla sex once the novelty wears off. Basically, I like a BDSM dynamic that is more dark than normal.”

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Slate further argued that someone who is “fully self-accepting” is pretty subjective, but Aella said it’s more about accepting every single part of yourself – the ugly included.

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“I know this is vague, but there’s often a thing that interrupts relationships or that I find unattractive on dates where a guy is sort of flinching away from looking at his own mind directly, because he’s afraid that there’s something terrible about him,” she added.

“And there’s a bravery, that I find quite attractive, in being like, You know what? I want to know what’s in there, even if the outcome is going to be extremely painful.”

OnlyFans’ Aella is clearly a fan of intense questioning

Though Aella’s survey did ask for the basics like location, body type, and whether they’d be willing to move, there were some left-field questions I really wasn’t expecting.

Some highlights include:

Is there a correlation between race and IQ?
Are the smartest people on the planet mostly male?
Minimum wage is more the mark of a [fill in the gap] society
If some men are doctors and some doctors are tall, does it follow that some men are tall?
Logic puzzles like something from the New York Times because “That’s just checking the baseline intelligence”
How at peace are you with yourself? How self-accepting are you?
At least 10 questions on kinks and fantasies
How phat is your penis? What is its chonkiness?

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She further noted in her interview with Slate: “I also hope to normalise it a bit. I think that people don’t handle matchmaking with enough strategy and intent. They assume it has a mythical quality, like it’s supposed to fall from a tree.

“You’re supposed to pick up the books at the same time, and your hands touch, and then your eyes lock, and then there’s something ineffable between you. That can be nice, but it’s also unrealistic. Why not use everything to your advantage to optimise a match?

“We’re in 2025, and the world is big. We can do better than just the person who just happened to be walking down the street.”

Lemme just check my contacts.

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