Omg, Grindr has announced the hottest men of 2024 and nothing has been more accurate or thirsty

Gay dating app Grindr – if you can really call what happens on the platform dating – has announced its hottest men of 2024. Honestly, I have never agreed with anything more in my entire life.

It’s that time of the year when every company, brand, and your grandmother releases their own Wrapped content. Spotify Wrapped was obviously the first, and though this year’s instalment has been a whopping disappointment, attempts from the likes of Audible, Netflix, and TikTok just don’t measure up to the good old days of Spotify Wrapped.

That was until this week when Grindr released its Unwrapped, a play on words and an obvious nod to the app’s let’s say sordid reputation. Nonetheless, the gorgeous men it crowned as the hottest of the lot in 2024 are the names on everybody’s lips.

5. Jeremy Allen White and his boxer shorts

Just reading his name is enough to conjure images of that Calvin Klein photoshoot where little was left to the imagination. Regardless, my imagination has been in overdrive since. On his Instagram alone, one picture has racked up 2 million likes and counting.

I also hear he’s a nice dude, not that it factors in.

4. Travis Kelce is the boy next door, just not mine sadly

Though I was initially put off Travis Kelce because of my ongoing feud with Taylor Swift – something she is not currently aware of – there’s just no beating those baby blues. Pair that with the thick accent and how good he looks in shorts, it’s not overly surprising he’s included in this list. If anything, I was lowkey expecting him to be higher.

3. Bad Bunny – everyone’s fav Puerto Rican rapper

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I could listen to Bad Bunny speak all day, which is quite surprising when you learn that I don’t speak a word of Puerto Rican. Nonetheless, his perfect blend of masculine and feminine energies has made him a mainstay on celebrity crush pieces for years.

Personally, I don’t care if he’s had plastic surgery or not. If someone’s a smash, they’re a smash.

2. Jonathan Bailey’s Wicked smile

I know I would have to fight off half the world after the success of Wicked, but I feel as though Jonathan Bailey would be worth it. He’s not only got the girls, gays, and theys in his corner but also the straight girls who have been charmed with his undeniable looks, cheeky charm, and his thighs in Fiyero’s leather trousers.

I too want to dance through life, but only if it’s with Jonathan Bailey.

1. Pedro Pascal is THE hottest man of 2024

Pedro Pascal, the man that you are. Not only does he seem like a genuinely lovely person, but he’s got the looks to match and a voice that could cool lava. Pedro’s iconic Kingsman line, “I’ve got a six-pack of cold ones on ice, and my roomies out all night, so you can scream my name as loud as you need to sugar” plays eternally in my brain.

For the first time ever I can legally write that Pedro Pascal topped Jonathan Bailey without getting a lawsuit in my inbox.

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