CRC will have to find another location for the 25th annual Extravaganja
Concerns about Amherst’s message override tradition on the campus
A message – a plea – to all the gym hardos in January, from the less athletically talented
‘Professors often preach their anti-American judgments to students as final ‘truths”
Forever missed, never forgotten
And the Procrastination Station didn’t even make the cut
They’re from the zoo, but you can’t pet them
Depending on the pre-discussed intentions and consent of both you and your partner on every aspect of the evening
We are paying for an education that is going to bankrupt us
For what UMass has come to expect from parties, the Mega Party just didn’t meet the bill
It’s like the Hunger Games but the odds are never in your favor
