Don’t we all wish we could be so lucky
Share your tailgating rituals and we’ll tell you just how lame that touchdown dance really is
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Can’t we all agree that we deserve better?
‘There’s nothing holding you back, you can put it into art and make it be seen’
Of course we’re happy, we’ve got one of the best teams in the country
It totally eclipsed our hearts.
‘All of us must stand against this scourge of ignorance and intolerance’
Don’t spend your Saturdays alone because you didn’t buy tickets
Who knows, maybe you’ll get Daenerys Targaryen
Always there for us when we need it most
But seriously, how did we not earn a spot for ‘Best Athletic Facilities’
That’s right, we have an intellectual genius coming our way this fall
It has yet to be signed by Governor Kate Brown
Look at you and your bad self
I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me