The freshers are coming: The best of Queen Mary Facebook groups
They’re super friendly
Young, innocent and extra enthusiastic. They will add you, and they will like your status.
We were all freshers once, but were we ever this keen? Doe-eyed and idealistic, they’re out to make as many friends as possible.
Ahead of the new semester, here are the best posts from the Queen Mary fresher groups.
Probably a HUGE Potnoodle everyone could eat, haha!
Vodka? Beer? Rum? Bloody hell Etienne.
Change the DJ.
Don’t be photobombing my pics Dan, I’m watching you.
Ooh that’s a toughy Jason, what halls r u in anyway?
WE’RE ALL NEW IN GROUP.
All the cool kids are gonna be at Icebreaker.
See you guys in Drapers.
The benches are designed to reduce ‘anti-social behaviour’
Being Cinderella ain’t all that
One girl, a refugee, broke down in tears
The 20-second question that exposed an admin flaw, leaving everyone stumped
Protesters were campaigning against the ban of tabloids being sold on campus
Campaigners claimed they represented ‘genocide and mass murder’
They want to boycott the Sun, Express and Mail
Bohemian dances, raving commies, blatant anti-Semites and insufferably middle-class students
‘Jewish student concerns are not taken seriously’
‘I’ll never back down until your views are heard’
We’re forced to enjoy our own company
We aren’t talking about High School Musical
This man is unhinged and I love every second of it
A fifth of applicants won’t get their first choice uni
Chuggs is a well connected man
I’m voting Toby and Chloe to win
Only 67 per cent of young people have had the vaccine
Damian running to greet Francesca but not Gigi? Criminal
You love the innuendo-ridden connotations that your peach emoji carries
‘Father, son and House Of Gucci’
I’d just like to thank whoever made skateboarding an Olympic sport
Of course Mary’s gained the most
We’re down to the top six and it’s anyone’s game
The reunion party was to celebrate the two year anniversary of the married couples
John B is nowhere near 16, that’s for sure
Not much has changed but they live underwater!!!
Very sad that it has nothing to do with the Kesha song
Well you know what they say…if you can’t sing, teach P.E
And how to avoid it