The freshers are coming: The best of Queen Mary Facebook groups
They’re super friendly
Young, innocent and extra enthusiastic. They will add you, and they will like your status.
We were all freshers once, but were we ever this keen? Doe-eyed and idealistic, they’re out to make as many friends as possible.
Ahead of the new semester, here are the best posts from the Queen Mary fresher groups.
Probably a HUGE Potnoodle everyone could eat, haha!
Vodka? Beer? Rum? Bloody hell Etienne.
Change the DJ.
Don’t be photobombing my pics Dan, I’m watching you.
Ooh that’s a toughy Jason, what halls r u in anyway?
WE’RE ALL NEW IN GROUP.
All the cool kids are gonna be at Icebreaker.
See you guys in Drapers.
The benches are designed to reduce ‘anti-social behaviour’
Being Cinderella ain’t all that
One girl, a refugee, broke down in tears
The 20-second question that exposed an admin flaw, leaving everyone stumped
Protesters were campaigning against the ban of tabloids being sold on campus
Campaigners claimed they represented ‘genocide and mass murder’
They want to boycott the Sun, Express and Mail
Bohemian dances, raving commies, blatant anti-Semites and insufferably middle-class students
‘Jewish student concerns are not taken seriously’
‘I’ll never back down until your views are heard’
We’re forced to enjoy our own company
We aren’t talking about High School Musical
‘This has left me with months’ worth of physical and mental recovery’
I don’t like to speak ill of the dead, but Beck was just the worst
Only a true scream queen can get 17/17
Why isn’t violence against women being taken as seriously as terrorism?
No matter what, Joe is going to be obsessed with you
A senior police officer has said plain clothes police could be used to detect spikings
Did Love bonk an anti-vaxxer over the head? Yes, yes she did
‘It has no reflection on our worth whatsoever. That’s all stigma’
The Metropolitan Police called this an attempt to ‘regain women’s trust’
It’s the battle of the middle aisles
It’s the battle of the BDE, the Bye Bye and the bing bang bong
Prepare for some home truths here
‘I tried explaining to the bouncers I’d been spiked but they refused to believe me’
Ryan Murphy’s take on the Clinton-Lewinsky affair began on BBC Two last night
Joe gets arrested and the ending is completely different
She really sums up what it feels like when his name pops up on your screen
I am losing sleep over not knowing the true meaning of wom
Oh what could have been!
I’ll take anyone who’s not Love or Joe
Joe Goldberg exclusively obsesses over people NOT on TikTok, sweetie