The only guide you’ll ever need to read

I need that bad boy to do me right on a Friday

I need more info than just how to put a condom on a banana

Here we go again

Sorry, but I just don’t get the Halloween hype

It’s time to ditch the green puffa

Space shouldn’t even be on here

‘By the front door was a cardboard cut out of him and his girlfriend’

After all, girls just wanna have fun