Your step by step guide to getting free drinks on a night out

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Running low on money and wanting a night out? There is a way you can go out and still get drunk! Mad I know, but us students would never deny a free drink thats for sure. Want to know how to achieve this goal? Here is a step by step guide to give you all the saucy tips you will need…

Step 1: the outfit, the face, the hair

All of this is completely essential on your evening mission to get a free drink. Aspiring to look a straight 10/10 is one of the main mottos you need to have. If you are not dressing to impress then you are not going to achieve the outcome we all know you want. So put on your favourite pair of dancing shoes and use your most expensive hair products to make it the cheapest night you’ve had.

Step 2: the confidence

Confidence is vital when attempting to gain a free drink from somebody. If you struggle with confidence then perhaps getting a few drinks down you first is the right way to go in order to succeed with your mission. You need to let your hair down and just put yourself out there. Don’t panic, keep calm and just enjoy it! I promise it will be one of your greatest achievements, you won’t regret it. It will be a night to remember.

Step 3: the look/eye contact

This is the step where you get your sexy face on. Once you have spotted your target, they should be your main focus. The look is all in the eyes. The eyes will tell the person that you want them. (Well technically, you are giving them the look to dig into their pockets, but that can be our little secret). If you want to take this to a next level, then maybe including a cheeky wink is the way to go. If you are looking hot, hot, hot then I’m sure this will give them heart palpitations and make them beg you to let them buy you a drink. Now that is when you know that you are completely winning in this game!

Step 4: we’re almost there

This is the big moment, the moment where you have to look as cool as possible and use all your best dance moves. You need to get your target to notice you so they can fund your desperately wanted, alcoholic beverages for the evening. Shimmy yourself over there and ensure you are in a good position so you can catch their eye. Whether that would be jumping down into splits, twerking the night away or your best two step dance move, anything is possible!

Maybe its worth rehearsing some of those moves before you go out?

Maybe its worth rehearsing some of those moves before you go out?

Step 5: take them to the bar

If you impressed them with the previous steps, then maybe it is time to take them to the bar to get the drinks in. If you followed the top tips provided, then the only way that this can pan out is your target saying the words we were hoping for all night. Which would be “drinks on me?”. So ladies and gents, you go get your free jagerbombs and your double vodkas because you my friend have completed the mission.

CELEBRATION TIME. YOU SMASHED IT. FREE DRINKS ALL NIGHT!

Happy face galore when getting free drinks!

Happy face galore when getting free drinks!

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