Queues, the 4am lull and champagne headaches are a given, but some balls this May Week have been beset by problems other than the usual May Ball gripes.
Cambridge has been voted the most dangerous place in Britain to cycle. LIZ ELDER investigates.
Homerton have come up with their own distinctive brand of community outreach – having local sixth formers romp in their loos.
‘Your first time – a beautiful moment which you’ll remember forever’. For the Tab Team, perhaps not.
Downing scrape past the heavy-drinking Homerton on penalties to advance to the final.
May Week is shaping up to be the most bass-heavy in history, thanks to a number of earth-shuddering acts revealed exclusively by The Tab.
Would you rather die than tuck your trousers into your socks? SWYN HAF investigates cycle chic.
Left your May Ball decisions to the last minute? Check out The Tab’s updated list of Balls and Events to find out which one’s are still on sale.
A survey of 20 colleges’ JCR elections by The Tab this week revealed students’ unwillingness to get involved in the dreary world of student politics.
Girton’s further out of town than Homerton, but can they make up for it in fitness?
RYAN O’SULLIVAN is bowled over by the ‘awesome’ performances in this free evening of theatre.
Confusion has struck the planning of many May Balls, with a number of colleges choosing identical themes.
Full lower league rugby round up as Magdalene and Queens’ prepare for life in Divsion 1
…Or not. The Society Spies infiltrate the North Society and address the North-South divide.
The Tab’s resident mystic delivers another round of scarily-accurate premonitions.
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