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Why people at central colleges are just better

Go to a modern college? Have to cycle to lectures? CLIVE HUNTER-JONES thinks you are scum.

HOMERton: A Cantabridgian Epic

Our literary parody machine returns with Homer’s ‘Odyssey’.

Lauren Chaplin – Don’t cry because it’s over…

LAUREN CHAPLIN ditches the serious but not the heart in this week’s column. Read on for talk of dactyls, trochees and Halfway Hall.

Blue Stockings

ALLAN EMMETT HENNESSY is impressed by the call to arms that is Blue Stockings.

Run Santa Run!

Merry Bridgemas: run around Cambridge in Santa costumes to raise money for charity!

Tab Tries: Going Into The Future

ADRIAN GRAY goes into the future and all he does is check out The Tab…

Formal Hall: Girton

Not only is INDIA ROSE MATHARU-DALEY impressed with formal hall at Girton, she doesn’t even think it’s that far to travel.

Tab Tries: Pretending to be a Fresher

Second year NATALIA MOLINA-HARNO goes undercover on the freshers’ pub crawl

New High Speed Rail Network To Girton Announced

Proposed plans to extend the HS2 high speed rail network through Cambridge town centre to Girton have been given the nod of approval, reports SANDY MCCLEERY.

Girton Geeks Hack Worst College

HACKED! Girton hackers have cheated The Tab’s innocent ‘Worst College’ competition.

Worst Cambridge College: Vote Now!

It’s boring when a college is brilliant. It takes much more guile to be really rather rubbish. Cast your vote for the worst college in Cambridge!

Skandar Keynes: Week 5

This week, SKANDAR ponders the Syrian conflict and how it affects life in neighbouring Lebanon.

Cambridge Cribs: Mark

This week, Cribs barges in on a rather unprepared student named Mark…

Cambridge Cribs: Oliver James, John’s

A brand new Cambridge Cribs brings us a look inside the room of St John’s very own Oliver James.

Organised Fun and Caesarian Sun

ALEX PORTER is baffled by the Cambridge social scene.

I Need LAD Culture Because…

Your favourite gentleman JOHNNIE WYVERN has something to say before this weekend’s Caesarian Sunday.

CAESARIAN SHUN-DAY

Police are promising a Caesarian Sunday crackdown after negotiations break down between the Caesarians and Jesus College.

Tab Tries: Being Roman

LAURA GRAYLING goes to ancient Rome (i.e. Girton College, Cambridge) for an authentic Roman banquet courtesy of the university Classics’ society.

Football Cuppers Semi-Final: Gallant Girton Fall To Fitz

Girton’s fighting spirit isn’t enough to continue their cup run, as they go out to Fitz in the semis.

Football Cuppers: The Quarter-Finals

The romance of the cup was on full display in this weekend’s Cuppers Quarter-Finals. We bring you all the thrills and spills.