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Spoof News Is Good News: Week 3

Look out hipsters, this season’s news comes in DENIM. SUE DENIM.

Me, a boyfriend?! Bitch please, don’t kill my vibe

That boy from last night still hasn’t texted? Listen up girls, VICKY DRUMMOND has a few strong words.

Jesus Vs Girton: Caesarean Sunday Fight lineups announced

The Caesareans and Green Monsters met yesterday for the pre-C-Sunday weigh-in. Find out which side carries a huge weight advantage into Sunday’s fight.

Procaffeination

CHARLIE DOWELL reviews caffeinated beverages in the wake of exam prohibition.

Best Bum Moments

Bored of bums yet? No? Cracking! NANCY NAPPER CANTER brings you five of the best bum moments from the big screen.

Fear Of The Rear Of The Year?

Was Rear Of The Year sexist? RUTH GRAHAM and JOE BATES discuss.

Cambridge’s Rear Of The Year

It’s been a year since the world discovered P.Middy’s bum. TABATHA LEGGETT is on the look out for the next big thing.

Bums, Aliens and Victorian Porn: The UL’s Secrets

Vaginas, Jewish porn and anal surgery: the UL’s got it all if you know where to look. ANNA SHEINMAN gives you a tour of the library’s dirtiest corners.