‘It’s not me, it’s them’
‘There’s a balance between doing it for the boys and being a nice person’
But you’re not allowed to drink alcohol on it
Get ready to mingle
He’s lost the equivalent weight of eight pugs
Apparently they really care about how fit you are
#blessed
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT
Talking to us instead of revising doesn’t count
I can see your blue ticks stop ignoring me
Just admit it
What have you ever done