They’re some of the most boring people you will ever meet
If you won’t have your views challenged you shouldn’t be at University
Stop comparing it to Notting Hill
Friends are more valuable than grades.
Fear not, first years
Birmingham is not in the ‘North’, alright?
Cheap drinks and a giant orange mascot
So stop asking me, I will cry
The club you love to hate isn’t so bad
It’s not banter
Being bad at maths doesn’t make me useless
There, I said it
Wouldn’t you rather be taken bacon than single pringle?
Where are your time management skills?
It’s beyond a joke
Although it would be nice to have both