Quiz: Would Wayne Lineker date you, based on his weird dating preferences?
He says you MUST like Waitrose ready meals
Remember when Celebs Go Dating star Wayne Lineker truly out Wayne Lineker-d himself by posting one of his weirdest Instagram posts yet?
He said his family thinks he finally needs to find a girlfriend, and then shared a huge list of weird dating preferences which would create his dream partner. So naturally, this quiz is about to tell you if Wayne Lineker would in fact date you and if you could become his Mrs Ibiza.
The post read: “So, my family have decided I need a girlfriend for my own sanity and health…so here’s my criteria. Ok – Let’s start this off like I’m normal: Strong nice loving personality. Now to more important things:
“You must like older men but only me…You have to be a worldie and above 30 (Ok 28 29 could work) but not my age as that would just look weird, you must like to travel and to fly business class and stay in incredible hotels. Be prepared to give up your career or job or at least be able to work from a laptop on a tropical beach somewhere. You will need to spend the summer in Ibiza and the winter in Dubai with two weeks in UK for Christmas and New Year with the families and holidays to the Maldives.
“No baggage as mine are all grown up. A dog is acceptable but will need a passport. You must be able to cook as I love cooking, especially Waitrose ready made meals. You also don’t need to be verified I can sort that for you.. house music and R&B lovers only. No heavy rock or pop music. You must like Netflix especially Money Heist and also real crime. No chick flicks watch them with your mates.
“You need to be confident enough to be able to go to the front of the queue in nightclubs and accept a table and free drinks from the owners. You will need a driving license to share a Bentley and a Lamborghini Jeep (pending)..you must never have shared a teeth whitening post!! I’m not on any dating sites you shouldn’t be too. I’m not on OnlyFans so you shouldn’t be too. You must love the gym, health food and have body definition as I will have soon.
“Accept and love my children and grandchildren and realise no more kids for me.. (never say never though) you must be able to let my PA @davehodges10 book all yours and our flights and purchase items online for you. You just need to send a link to him ..You must be able to accept my friends even @tonytrumanibiza as I will accept yours … accept I have to reply to girls DMs not just guys…One last thing. Your geography needs to be on point as girls that think Lincoln is in Wales is not good. Be intelligent but not boring. Outgoing suits”.
Very specific. Let’s see if you make the cut.
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All pictures via Instagram @waynelineker