It was all for the McDonald’s afterwards
The choice is too overwhelming
TOUR TOUR TOUR
No, not Edgware Road
Why does Dad use so many full stops?
House beers aren’t for the road
It’s more than just the Ocado
More important than graduation photos
We’ve beaten Loughborough, UCL and LSE in the latest league table
It’s basically Coachella, right?
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You’ll never guess which halls has the most Tory voters in them…
Perfect weather for it, too
At least we’ll always be better than Plymouth
Enchanted Group dish out £10k to Eddystone Trust
What do you mean ‘check the date on the article’?
Join me in my tragic quest to write an essay in 24 hours
There’s more to procrastination than Facebook
You don’t even have that much work
Can you even read this?
Whatever happened to being neighbourly?
He stood outside second years’ windows with his trousers down
It’s been emotional
And it doesn’t count if you’re from Surrey, Slough or Essex but tell people you’re ‘basically’ from London
He’s appearing on Reality Bites tonight at 10.30pm
Joel Mason is standing for the Exeter seat in the next general election
He likes to make egg-based sexual innuendos
He got wrongly punched in the face once
The most annoying week of the year is over
He’s going to be on Pointless
His nipples are notoriously hairy
He might be slow at bolting a pint, but that doesn’t mean he can’t bolt his way into your heart
This is the last one, honest
All you need to know about the keenos running for top dog in the Guild
You probably weren’t invited to this event, but you can still listen to it
Tell me more about how much you love classic cinema
The search is on – help us find the cream of Exeter’s single crop
Apple taxis are more important than societies
The Thieves are coming back to Exeter for the festival’s second session this May
Because going to bed when the club closes is for losers
Following the attacks in Paris on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, Exeter students gathered at the Forum early this afternoon
Your future employer knows you go out and get drunk sometimes – and chances are they don’t care
Yes, Holland Hall is as unbearably upper class as we all suspected
Probably the most exciting thing that’s ever happened in Torquay
An ordinary fresh on an extraordinary journey
Expand your horizons
It’s been an emotional rollercoaster
They’re already solving sexism and racism – now a new Spotted page has homophobia in its sights
There’s a reason why the cool kids live on Pennsylvania Road, Edgerton Park Road, Powderham Crescent and Hillsborough Avenue.
The National Union of Students hasn’t done anything meaningful for you in years
A completely unbiased and well-balanced argument for why our lovely, hilly institution is the greatest university in the country, nay, the world
Seriously. Stop panicking.
Hog roast, mulled cider, a bonfire and flaming tar barrels. What more could you want on Guy Fawkes night?
And you’re all invited to the housewarming party
Whatever happened to taking off our tops and whipping them in time to ‘I’ll Be Ready’
You don’t see many pets in student houses, so here’s a ferret in one
It’s peacock season and in order to stand out amongst the pigeons, you’re going to need your best tail feathers on show, or rather your best rigs
Only 50 per cent of tickets sold for Halloween event
This is pants
The annual charity event has been cancelled by the university due to complaints about students from local residents
We’re number one in the South West and sixth in the Middle Class League
“Beautiful” Made In Chelsea star is set to host Clique Mondays at Timepiece tomorrow night
Because everything is better in miniature
No room at the inn for Exeter’s last minute signings
You’ve got a lot to learn, kid
So apparently…we drink too much?
Breaking news: women judged on their appearance
That’s right, the butt of bodily function jokes is actually useful, and could save lives.
What type of Tindering prick are you?
Sobering new stats on graduate employment reveal thousands are in unskilled jobs, and even more are unemployed
For whatever reason, students have a habit of becoming temporary kleptomaniacs when they drink. We hit the streets of London to find out the weirdest things people have stolen whilst smashed, and got some other stories along the way
Some American ‘college’ traditions we should adopt at British unis, and some of the stupid things they do which we don’t want
We went looking for the ultimate, stereotypical Spring Break…and we were not disappointed in South Padre.
Cloe Fernandez Barnes finds out what American students know about Exeter and our beloved institute