We asked ChatGPT to rank the sexiest men from UK reality TV and it lowkey smashed it

ChatGPT is many things, and most of them are insufferable. My usage of the application is minimal, mostly because I find any convenience I get from it is quickly shafted by the fact I have to fact check every single aspect it rattles off to me as gospel. But you know what it can’t get wrong!? It’s own opinion on the sexy men from British reality TV. Technically not wrong anyway, because as a TikTok oracle once said when she was dragged for saying England has the best cuisine… It’s opinions based. I asked ChatGPT to rank the top five sexiest men from UK reality TV – and the answers are nothing short of illuminating.

I present to thee, the AI verdict from ChatGPT on the sexiest men from UK reality TV. I am somewhat wowing, somewhat hating.

5. Ashley Cain

Err, sure why not! In fifth is Ashley Cain, who was a footballer before having a reality TV stint on shows like Ex on the Beach and The Challenge. In the words of ChatGPT, the AI chose Cain because he’s “athletic, intense and strikingly handsome.”

4. Spencer Matthews

I feel like I’ve tumbled into a timeslip and a realm where poshos didn’t make my **** shrivel up inside me. But here we are, ChatGPT is still glazing for the halcyon days of Made in Chelsea where that filter dominated everything and “keep calm and carry on” was plastered on things in every shop. Not for me. But is it my list? No.

Ol’ Chat’s reasoning is “posh bad boy energy, slick and confident.” AKA, red flags.

3. Joey Essex

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Are we all feeling reem up in here tonight, ladies, gaydies and theydies? Are we looking reem, smelling reem, and being reem? ChatGPT surely is because we’ve got the TOWIE star whose literal last name was Essex in at three! Fair play he got a bit sexier as he got older and became a Love Island menace – but after he behaved last year in the villa I’m going to pass.

On why it ranked Joey Essex the third sexiest of reality TV men, ChatGPT says Essex is “cheeky, tanned, and has that boyish charm people love.”

2. Alex Bowen

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Okay. I see you ChatGPT. I see you, and all I can do is nod feverishly in agreement. Potentially the fittest man in Love Island history. The AI says it picked Alex because he’s “gym-honed, heavily tattooed, and a bit of a heartthrob.”

1. Ovie Soko

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The entire population of the United Kingdom just got up and clapped. ChatGPT, we have to hand it to you… TASTE. Although, before we get too excited – ChatGPT described Ovie Soko as “Tom Hardy’s doppelgänger” so I’m not sure how much credit we need to give it for these choices. I’m just pleased it’s a good number one even if the infuriating system has no clue what on earth it’s saying half the time.

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