A ranking of the best club toilets for Warwick students to use: A guide

If you ask me, you spend half your time in a club either queuing for a drink or queuing for the toilets, so it makes sense that people are bothered by the state of them. Whether you’re looking for a place to get away from the music for five minutes, somewhere to reapply your lipgloss or you couldn’t care less about the decor but just pray that they have soap and toilet roll… this list is for you. So what are the best club toilets around Warwick uni: Starting from worst to best?

Number five: Neon

This is such a shame because the club itself is a great spot to go, their toilets however? With multiple dance floors and a capacity of 1,200 people you would think there would be the number of toilets to match that. On the upstairs section, where most people use the toilets, there area a pitiful two toilets which means the queue is always winding far out the door. The toilets themselves aren’t so bad but with so many people using them good luck if there’s soap and toilet roll. The lesser known downstairs toilets however are much more spacious and have a much bigger capacity and if more people used them the upstairs toilets wouldn’t be so crowded and maybe the ranking on this list would be higher. Today however is not that day so the Neon toilets snag last place.

Number four: Assembly

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These fall pretty low on my list for a few main reasons. Reason one is that they are absolutely freezing no matter what the weather is outside, reason two is that the hand dryers are absolutely pitiful at drying anything and reason three is that there is almost never toilet roll. They’re not the worst but they’re a far cry from our top toilet.

Number three: Copper Rooms

Can’t find these toilets? Just look for the absolutely massive neon picture above the door. Copper Rooms toilets also have lots of mirrors for photo opportunity and loads and loads of cubicles and sinks. I can’t promise the locks aren’t a bit stiff or that the toilets are actually flushed (come on guys you’re adults) but they are easy to find, big and never too busy that you have to queue for ages.

Number two: Kasbah

Whilst these toilets aren’t necessarily as photogenic as the smack ones and only have two sinks, they always bring the vibes, plus you can buy lollies in them. What more could you want? My biggest criticism is how far away they are from the dance floor and sometimes they are rammed, but they get the job done and have working hand dryers.

Number one: Smack

In my opinion, these are simply unbeatable. I mean, who wouldn’t want an angry caricature staring at you on the back of the door? They more often than not have toilet roll and soap and very rarely is there a queue. On top of all this, they have several full length mirrors which make for a great photo opportunity. Chefs kiss, 10/10.