Don’t tell Boris you read these 29 lockdown memes on your second jog of the day
Don’t want you getting arrested!!
Last night, in what was the most viewed TV moment of the 2010s, Boris Johnson in so many words announced the UK is going into lockdown to prevent the spread of coronavirus. We might only be allowed out to exercise once a day and to the shops to get essentials, but we can laugh at memes all we want – so the following lockdown memes can be enjoyed as much as you desire.
Twitter responded to the announcement the only way it knows how – lockdown memes came in thick and fast, and despite there being nationwide panic and fear, we can always rely on the internet to help us come together and still share a laugh.
Here are the best lockdown memes we have to offer, enjoy them and laugh, you deserve it.
1. Nothing to see here x
Me waving at my local policeman before I put a wig on and go out for my second run of the day pic.twitter.com/cjLd4avtpK
— jack rem (@jackremmington) March 23, 2020
2. TAKE DOWN
https://twitter.com/MattJamesRice/status/1242371636038447105
3. Listen here, Sandra is at it again and I’m not having it
Me getting right on the blower to Boris when i see Sandra from two doors down go on her second run of the day. pic.twitter.com/7iivUxwARP
— STUasaurus Rex 🦖 © (@AWorkOfStuART) March 24, 2020
4. WHY?! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?
When police catch you on your second jog of the day https://t.co/FXRDHQRLM0
— TINO (@_9tino) March 23, 2020
5. I’m exercising I promise !!!
When I’m outside and I see the feds coming around the corner https://t.co/E6fxK78LEm
— Real Hater (@22Hater_) March 23, 2020
6. The sofa is staring at me. I’m sure of it
[day 8 of quarantine]
*look at chair*
you are JEALOUS of me. you always have been
— Annabel Meschke (@annabel_meschke) March 22, 2020
7. This is the world now
imagine walking to Lidl to get beans and getting tasered
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) March 23, 2020
8. I’m sorry but they are an essential
https://twitter.com/snflowrr/status/1242207847376715777
9. Hehe what am I like x

10. Omg they’re coming for me SHIT
https://twitter.com/sid_gowri1/status/1242192975800815619
11. I’m in a situation here yikes
Me trying to go out for my 10th exercise of the day during the UK lockdown pic.twitter.com/CYhnNKJVdu
— D.B Cooper (@11_calv) March 23, 2020
12. I am a man
Me walking into Tesco for the 2nd time in a day during lockdown #UKLockdown pic.twitter.com/w9HjNu3tBO
— Ben (@benspoo32) March 23, 2020
13. They can’t stop us all !!!
https://twitter.com/J_CartwrightN0T/status/1242205241321422848
14. Beautiful
The river Thames 3 days after lockdown: https://t.co/7HpVA72qtm
— Ramz (@20RamZ) March 23, 2020
15. I’ve done it again
https://twitter.com/zaizxn/status/1242195354277249037
16. Come on now, calm down
For now,
Stop going Wild in the aisles.
Just go Mild in the aisles.
Thanks x pic.twitter.com/vzzNkRQyk2— R Y L A N (@Rylan) March 23, 2020
17. Obviously ?!?!?!?!?!
Me when the police ask if this is my first walk of the day pic.twitter.com/EF2vVyibfp
— Adam Travers (@AdamPTravers) March 23, 2020
18. STAY ! AT ! HOME !
https://twitter.com/juustmolls/status/1242196890118238208
19. Yep, you’re nicked
https://twitter.com/Shirtez94/status/1242197127209668609
20. Lots of traffic today might be late x
Me getting up at 8:59am for the big commute to work to the spare room and the 9am start pic.twitter.com/A53ewhjloA
— Ryan (@ryan3levis) March 23, 2020
21. Hello yes Mr Smdnkvkavnka
https://twitter.com/_Danyehh/status/1242195097070047234
22. No
Insecure boys to their girls 😂 https://t.co/UUErXzckfQ
— Chunkz (@Chunkz) March 23, 2020
23. Ummmm what you playing at???
Me trying to understand how some of you are "quarantining" with different people in your Instagram stories every day pic.twitter.com/ZEiMo2y7a0
— jon (@prasejeebus) March 23, 2020
24. Here I am again !
Me after putting the bins out. pic.twitter.com/K5YnufTj2z
— – (@AnfieldRd96) March 23, 2020
25. Yikes once again !
Me after nipping back outside because I left my charger in the car pic.twitter.com/4ufuFy8Zks
— Joe Gilmore (@Gilology) March 23, 2020
26. DO YOU KNOW???!!!
https://twitter.com/_D1MZY/status/1242196873353596931
27. I’M UNDER WHAT
Me popping out to Tesco for some rice. https://t.co/mHAwwmafQN
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) March 23, 2020
28. Um yeah so um idk ?
Officer: where are you going?
Me: I’m going to the park to exercise
Officer: so why are you wearing jeans and have a bottle of Bacardi pic.twitter.com/utgkAUgUEn
— Shyon Gredley (@ShyonGredley) March 23, 2020
29. You would never
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) March 23, 2020
29. Leeeeeeaaave
https://twitter.com/jessicaxleal/status/1242228038043144194
In all seriousness though, stay home. For the latest NHS and government advice on coronavirus (COVID-19) see here.
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