The ‘my quarantine routine’ tweet got hijacked and now the memes are jokes

We are all losing our minds

4 years ago

It’s time to accept that we are all slowly going crazy and we’ve only been self-isolating because of coronavirus for around a week. Since the COVID-19 outbreak, Twitter has become a fairground for weird videos, TikToks, celebrities singing Imagine and tweets about us all slowly losing the plot. And now we’ve ruined the only wholesome thing to happen on Twitter this week, with ‘my quarantine routine’ memes.

It all started as a very well-intentioned tweet from someone genuinely sharing their great quarantine routine as an attempt to help people stay sane and well exercised during this tough time.

My Quarantine Routine!

this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. pic.twitter.com/3EPJnQehxH

— hotgirls4BernieⓋ (@plntbasedcutie) March 17, 2020

Their routine including getting up early, meditating, exercising the brain, staying productive and having some pamper time in the evenings. It was captioned: “My Quarantine Routine! This is just a general guide for myself based on my goals and what works for me! I’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself and not pressuring myself to complete everything. This is just to give me structure and a sense of control and stability.”

But of course, we can’t all be like that. The majority of us are completely losing it now we can’t go to the pub and a whole bunch of my quarantine routine memes started popping up all over the place. Here are some of the best.

1. Same x

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am – 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 20, 2020

2. 4:01 send nudes x

3. All day, every day

My Quarantine Routine!

this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. pic.twitter.com/CIXwaRBGZP

— lil bb z (@________z_____) March 19, 2020

4. Shortly followed by crying over weight gain 🙂

My quarantine routine pic.twitter.com/EVrjU1KLBw

— terry (@sherlockify) March 20, 2020

5. It gives me a sense of stability!

My Quarantine Routine!

this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. pic.twitter.com/cxAMFBTNn5

— aloe verga (@andrea_miws) March 20, 2020

6. And then repeat

my quarantine routine pic.twitter.com/0uHFgLfvXE

— jelz ˡᵘᵛ ᵇᵗˢ ⁷ (@cchimbap) March 20, 2020

7. Wholesome x

My quarantine routine:

4:00, wallow in self-pity
4:30, stare into the abyss
5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one
5:30, jazzercize
6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again
7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing….I'm booked pic.twitter.com/xBdrA64skV

— Jessica Lindsay (@JessicaCVL) March 20, 2020

8. This video actually hits differently lmao

My Quarantine Routine!

this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control pic.twitter.com/bXjZ5z1zeD

— noemi (@no9mi) March 20, 2020

9. Interesting

My Quarantine Routine:

6:00 am – find myself inexplicably transformed into a huge insect

6:15 am to 9:00 pm – struggle to adjust to this new condition

— Joshua Self-QuaRayntine (@joshuaray) March 20, 2020

10. This is the quarantine routine we ALL need

11. Everyday pesto pasta

My quarantine routine:

7 AM: (wake me up)

8 AM: wake me up inside

9 AM: (I can’t wake up)

3 PM: wake me up inside

4 PM: (SAAAAVE ME)

5 PM: CALL MY NAME AND SAAAAVE ME FROM THE DARK

6 PM: Pesto pasta, again

— GOOKO (@G00K0) March 20, 2020

12. So. Much. FOOD.

13. TONIGHT IMMA FIGHT TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT

quarantine routine:

10am: wake in the morning feeling like p Diddy
12pm: grab my glasses. get out the door. hit this city
also 12pm: brush my teeth w a bottle of jack
12pm-10am: don't stop make it pop dj blow my speakers up

— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) March 20, 2020

14. I really relate to this one

my quarantine routine is very simple. i wake up and go insane

— saint cignatius (@saintcignatius) March 19, 2020

15. Spend three and half hours turning swag on? Seems reasonable

my quarantine routine:

9:00 am – hop up out the bed
12:30 pm – turn my swag on
4:00 – take a look in the mirror
6:00 – say wassup

— southern freedom stallion (@_afrodiziak) March 21, 2020

16. Ah, working from home life

✨✨✨ My Quarantine Routine ✨✨✨
9am: wake up
9:30am: sit down in front of computer
12pm: eat lunch at computer
1pm: keep working on computer
6pm: eat dinner at computer
7pm: hang out on computer
11pm: hang out in bed with computer
2am: fall asleep next to computer

— stephanie (@isosteph) March 19, 2020

17. EVERY DAMN DAY

My quarantine routine:

5 am: tired

7 am: tired

10 am: tired

12 pm: tired

3 pm: tired

5 pm: tired

7 pm: tired

10 pm: tired

Bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY

— وير (@syawiers) March 21, 2020

18. Accurate :/

My quarantine routine. What’s yours ? pic.twitter.com/zrDvVVtGI5

— jaz (@_megatinjaz) March 20, 2020

19. My phone is my quarantine buddy

Quarantine routine: I just want to share what works for me. To give structure and a sense of stability
9 am – look at my phone from bed
12pm: breakfast
12.30: look at my phone on the couch
8pm: dinner
9pm: watch Tv & look at my phone
12: go to bed & look at my phone in the dark

— Emilie Zoey Baker (@easybee) March 21, 2020

20. This

My quarantine routine✨ This works wonders for me so I thought I would share 💕 pic.twitter.com/ees0NhX0P3

— emily mailman (@emilymailmn) March 21, 2020

21. YES YES YES

Here’s my quarantine routine! just a little guide to keep me proactive and add a little structure to my day ☺️ pic.twitter.com/9pSJQz3hzu

— kworinteen’d (@butwhole69) March 20, 2020