Calvin Harris’ nude has allegedly leaked and Twitter doesn’t know what to think

On Twitter last night an image claimed to be of Calvin Harris’ dick was leaked. I’m not going to provide the actual nude dick pic for you, go and find it for yourself you dirty lot.

However what I will say is that it is BIG and people on Twitter are having very mixed reactions. Many people are in shock and impressed with the size, others are making comparisons to E.T. and dinosaurs.

It’s not actually known if the penis in the picture is Calvin’s and there is only a chin and beard line of someone’s face on show. However because of the beard line people are saying it’s similar to Calvin’s and jumping to the conclusion the dick is his.

Calvin Harris used to date Taylor Swift and a lot of the memes are about Taylor and a big dick. In 2015, an alleged image nude of Calvin was leaked and he reportedly took legal action.

TMZ reported Calvin would also include his face in the pictures, which would explain why he would so desperately not want them to get out.

The report said: “[Calvin] apparently had a penchant for taking nude pics and videos. He not only bares all, but proudly mugs for the camera.”

Calvin Harris has made no statement about the alleged nude dick pic but people are pretty thirsty and have made some great memes about their discovery of the pic.

These are the best reactions to the nude pic claimed to be Calvin Harris’ dick:

1. The discovery

https://twitter.com/urdadwayne/status/1224199750469197830

2. People love a dinosaur comparison

https://twitter.com/williamvercetti/status/1224154260813819904

3. Well hey to Calvin Harris

https://twitter.com/deedeeholliday_/status/1224252716806860800

4. This dinosaur comparison needs to stop

Me looking at it 😂😩😩 pic.twitter.com/pWguCxBTNo

— Alice D (@gar_zilla_) February 3, 2020

5. WOW.

https://twitter.com/Marcus2WQC/status/1224256236452859904

6. Some people just can’t handle a big dick

https://twitter.com/ickobel/status/1224150750621814786

7. I need to calm down

i just saw calvin harris’ enormous d*ck and i need a minute

— FEG (Feed Every Gorilla) (@FEGtokenio) February 3, 2020

8. Ahhhhhhh

https://twitter.com/cruelnox/status/1224083426057367552

9. When your curiosity gets the better of you

https://twitter.com/sololololololoh/status/1224067171073978368

10. Taylor was getting it

taylor with taylor with
calvin harris joe alwyn https://t.co/q77ougxepK

— ‘ ❤️‍🔥 (@swiftxlover) February 1, 2020

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11. This is easily my favourite one

Calvin Harris – This Is What You Came For pic.twitter.com/fHirQNUHCY

— nolénutini (@themissprecy) February 2, 2020

12. No this is not the actual picture

Calvin Harris' dick be looking like E.T. pic.twitter.com/sOrRPJZ4d2

— 🌸⁷ (@koojjunie) February 2, 2020

13. This image has disturbed me

https://twitter.com/harrisonjbrock/status/1224080706483212289

14. Leave Baby Yoda out of this

https://twitter.com/buterasglass/status/1224060281246158854

15. It all makes so much sense

https://twitter.com/xalexxandarx/status/1224079187100807169

16. Hahahaha

https://twitter.com/kimsbangs/status/1224156660534587393

17. Yes, yes you did

https://twitter.com/_walls_/status/1224062245124149259

18. This is amazing

https://twitter.com/itsPravindBitch/status/1224157464334983168

19. What is there to understand?

https://twitter.com/00sTrashcan/status/1224133091087831045

20. So shocked at the size

https://twitter.com/HoIyChalamet/status/1224088632820191237

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