Ageing anarchist Ian Bone’s protest went limp as only 12 middle-aged militants showed up.
Students in Pembroke have been warned not to confuse their ‘waste paper bin for a lavatory’ again.
The Master of Fitz slammed politically correct politicians for damaging Cambridge’s reputation.
Cambridge has smashed its rivals, topping the Guardian’s University league tables for the second year.
Selwyn has passed a motion to ‘venerate’ its JCR president.
2000 anarchists are due to descend on the May Bumps next month in protest of Mr ASBO’s move.
Mr. ASBO has finally been moved from the Cam, to the delight of rowers and journos alike.
Can’t get into Oxbridge? Here’s a way to win your entry. One thing: it costs 100K.
Students lose out in council elections amidst a low turnout.
Cantabs are in uproar over a move by Cam Conservators to ban punting under the influence.
The Archbish of Canterbury withdrew from the race to be Master of Emma in relation to his controversial stance on gay bishops.
Philosopher’s college faces embarrassment as majority of places go to private school kids.
Rowers are raging as riverside terror and hate figure Mr Asbo is to stay in Cambridge for his own welfare.
The West Cornish Pasty Company try, and fail, to join the unholy trinity of Life, Death and Gardies.
Balliol College have a travel grant specifically for Old Etonians so they can get paid to study ‘poor people’.
Selwyn have announced that everyone’s favourite grumpy doctor is getting an honorary fellowship.
Mr ASBO’s reign of terror on the Cam could finally come to an end.
OUCA have been axed by Oxford University for failing to pay their bills.