JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK is getting to grips with lecturers, and takes a look at the good, the bad and the unwashed.
JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK takes to the river this week and swears his head off. But it’s relaxing… honest.
JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK tries out for the Virgin Smoker and realises that there’s a divide between northern and southern humour. The north is best of course.
JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK takes a look at the weird vocab of Cambridge students, and misses the creature comforts of the North.
JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK enjoyed cheap booze at MODE Mondays at Revs, but complains about the distinct lack of people.
JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK takes on the UL and muses on the possibility of Cambridge Cludeo.
The Tab’s very own fresher columnist JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK talks about what we’ve all got in common: a feeling of inadequacy.