Guide

Everything you’ll miss about Hillhead halls

You never know what you’ve got until it’s gone

What to do in Aberdeen this Halloween

It rhymes wooOoOoOOooo spooky

Everything that will happen on a night out in Institute

The club photos will make or break you the next morning

Police will now patrol Union Terrace Gardens until 5am every night

This follows the two sex attacks which have taken place this year

How much do you really know about Scotland?

Do you know what Cullen Skink is?

RGU students need to be taught how to use revolving doors

An email was sent after someone broke their arm

Girl wins free holiday to Ibiza, has to take panda everywhere with her

It was pandemonium

Every drunk girl you meet in club bathrooms

We all know one, and not just in the Deen

How to make the most of your time in the Deen

If you haven’t met Keith, do you even go here?

Working at Skite Wednesday is everything I ever dreamed

No one has been sick on me… yet

Bearded warriors: These men are fighting for masculinity everywhere

Turns out the hipsters are just following a genetic trend

Survival Guide for the penniless and homeless

Cos you know the uni won’t look after you…

Hannah Knowles and Robert Starr

A student’s guide to escorts in Aberdeen

Michael Kusznir discovers the internet makes it a lot easier to dive into Aberdeen’s underground sex scene than he first imagined.

How to approach your library crush

A step by step guide on how to seduce that sexy lil geek in the library

How to fake that bikini bod

Fool everyone this bikini season into thinking you’re a size zero with our foolproof guide.

How to get more matches on Tinder: pose with a dog on a sunny day and don’t use a group picture

Survey reveals how to make sure everyone is swiping right

The power of bullshit – how to seem knowledgeable in a seminar

You don’t have to have a silver tongue to bullshit like a pro.

How to face the Aberdeen property market

Finding a house in the second most expensive city in the country can turn out to be more dubious than one might think.

How to spend your parent’s money wisely

If you wanna swig from the Belvedere bottle you’re gonna have to cut back on your Waitrose shopping.

How tough is it to really get a first?

Short of bribing your examiners, it’s pretty damned hard