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He sadly passed away at the scene
Ohhhh, so this is A R T.
14 degrees was too much for Scotland
The gardens are currently cordoned off whilst the police carry out their investigation
It had a value of £100,000
40 people are already enrolled on the course
The show must go on, as they say
Cruising into retirement at light speed
You’re in safe hands
What a sad little life, Jane
It posts some of the most Pollock things you’ve ever heard
They are said to be from a man in his 50s
Tweed jackets, trousers, berets and ties are all on sale in the uni gift shop
Their statement didn’t address the post directly
Showcasing the best nostril-kissers, girl bands and dad-dancers in the Edinburgh club scene
They help fund any additional resources that will help with your studies
A male fresher asked if there was ‘spectators pole dancing’
We are looking for the finest writers, videographers, illustrators and meme-makers
The system will ensure everyone knows whether to refer to one another as ‘he’, ‘she’ or ‘they’
And to think you were only joking about this in your group chat
It’s very possible that football is coming home
It’s the most expensive skatepark in the world
The quote was randomly generated online
This is full of surprises
Basically, this sandwich-orientated personality test will tell you
Dr Gopal will specifically not teach at King’s College Cambridge
Yes, it was a fake account
Kendall expired three days ago
Factor 50 suncream has Alex written all over it
Excuse me, I think you’ve given us a paper with answers written in it?
If Eyal and Megan’s child doesn’t give you nightmares, I don’t know what will
It’s season 12, episode 2 btw
They exposed themselves on public transport
Having an entire box at afters probs isn’t too good for you pal
£11,680 for the month, lol no thanks
Doing my diss in the tub definitely kept me up to date
The rent was £6 a week in the seventies
One guys just can’t get enough of puns
Let’s just say we won’t be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month
Some contain four times over the recommended dose of MDMA
The graduate employment prospects are better than Oxford grads
Three hours later and it’s still stuck
He is now the proud owner of the keys to the sad boy kingdom
A whole section worth 65 per cent will be discounted
Tennent’s lager will be affected by the minimum price
Nominate your friend who is a massive BNOC
He has been placed on the sex offenders register for two years
He admits to having done about two hours of work the entire semester
Casting calls have been going out on Twitter
Life’s too short to own more than one nice shirt
Our condolences to all the 2 litre boys out there
Everyone has that mate who is basically already a retiree
Exam marks and degree classifications could see major delays
Nobody cares about how many pence per unit you’re getting
Police are on the scene outside an East London Street flat
You won’t be the only one who has left it last minute
Some courses will be completely unaffected, but this is not the case for all
Say words, don’t just reply with a thumbs up
Everyone’s guilty of finger pistols once in a while
His mum still buys his trousers
We just sit back and watch them get a First
“I can shit in the bag if you want me to”
Having your own ball pit sounds pretty good tbf
They’ll never queue your song requests
Back to the drawing board
An evening spent on the stairs outside The Mash House is never a dull one
Why kill them when you could be friends with them?
Will Langston
