It’s nothing like the movies
List of things I love: beer and women
BLACKOUT..3..2..1… HUMO FACES
Its all fun and games until a dick picture is sent
Roll out the red carpet and pop some popcorn
It’s more than just cheese curds and jumping around
Dorm sweet dorm
New year, new playlist, new me
Nothing is like being together in person, but Facetime is pretty close
You know who you are… and we all hate you.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, you get sick
The opposite of music to our ears
So much to do, so much to see
What’s not to love?
It’s not always easy
‘I’m from just outside of DC’