We love a good safe space

Or ‘how to gain the freshman 15 as quickly as possible’

I believed them so you don’t have to

Ignore the asbestos falling from the ceiling

Coming for you, Gainsville

Aside from flip out about leaving UMass

The list they won’t send your parents

‘This isn’t just your school newspaper’

In return, ‘will receive info about responsible partying’

But victim advocates say it shows more people are coming forward

Being able to succeed at a school this large and this crazy takes a special sort of person

From the friends I’ve made to late night at Berk… you have given me the best experience

Practice what you preach

And why my major is not yours to question

Has political correctness gone too far?

Written when I should have been writing a final paper

No, I don’t have five years of experience, and yes I kind of need money to support myself while living halfway across the country