When there’s no outlet for you, make your own

‘Do you think the drinking age should be lowered to 19?’

It is unnervingly hard to tell

There is still a day left

But you have to be in costume

‘It’s about putting the whole before yourself’

I was in for a shock moving to the East Coast

Tree by tree, and mountain by mountain

Who’s got your vote

That’s child’s play

This is not a drill

You can take your Baby Berk, and dump it in the compost

That’s right Wachusett High School, I’m looking at you

What have you done with your life?

But isn’t everything?

‘A lot of people are very pretentious about their bands’

Charm an old lady into giving you some Tostitos