‘I shall defend to the death your right to say it’
Who wouldn’t prefer Brighton?
Everyone should go to one
There are other clubs in Brighton, guys…
The season does not last three games
Let us flick our beans
Don’t date us just because it looks cool
Why is there a Pringle tub in the toilet?
Nowhere else is as exciting
But we still go all the time
Why would you ever have a car in Brighton?
They’re not as edgy as you think
You don’t realise what staff go through for your night out
We’re just lying to ourselves
Forget Big Macs, falafel is the way forward
People ‘recoil’ when they hear bisexual