Kent Union has banned students from dressing up as Tories for Halloween
*Sadly puts red chinos away*
Every single stereotype you will see at Vensday
It’s a night of cheap thrills, awful outfits and probably an easy shag
The rules you must abide by if you go on a lads’ holiday this summer
Don’t pursue the holiday romance
Every type of boy you would’ve known at Catholic school, and what they’re probably doing now
Home of the boisterous and land of the sexually frustrated