Scottish traditions the English will never understand
You might find them strange, but we will defend them to the hilt
After too many rubbish nights out, it’s finally hit me: I hate clubbing
I’d rather stay home with a cup of tea
You might find them strange, but we will defend them to the hilt
I’d rather stay home with a cup of tea
Don’t compare your behind-the-scenes to everyone else’s highlight reel
‘They should call us inspiration-leaders instead’